Re: Employment - I Feel Frightened!
by The Invisible Man

Dear N. Joey Magoo,

I am a member of the Scottish Nationalist party. I have always found your party's politics somewhat crazy and your individual views rather spiky. I believe in the values of restraint and honesty.

Your morality is sharp and your legs, mild.

Recently, I have come to feel frightened about employment. I am affected by this weekly because I can find work.

During your time as a politician, you have spoken out against free school meals and argued in favour of affordable housing. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to bad hair.

I am writing you to ask that you cooperate with China and also, hopefully delete your Twitter account. Don't let your fake relationship with Niel Anblowme stand in the way of progress.

I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.

Thank you for taking time to read my letter, oh sharp one.

Mr. Completely

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman