Re: Foreign Aid - I Feel Frustrated!
by The Invisible Man

Dear Ivanna B. Spanked,

I am a member of the Labour party. I have always found your party's politics somewhat bumpy and your individual views rather smelly. I believe in the values of free speech and patience.

Your morality is grubby and your disposition, strong.

Recently, I have come to feel frustrated about foreign aid. I am affected by this every weekend because I care deeply about the environment.

During your time as a politician, you have spoken out against free school meals and argued in favour of fracking. I hope you will rise to the challenge and put an end to bad hair.

I am writing you to ask that you lock up bad people and also, hopefully take a firmer stance on crime. Don't let your spotty relationship with I. M. Hung stand in the way of progress.

I appreciate your help and ask that you please send me a response letting me know where you stand on this issue and if you are able to help with my request.

Thank you for taking time to read my letter, oh grubby one.

Iona Glasscock

Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman