today while i was working at the gas station.......
this bbw (big beautiful woman) walked in wearing red leather boots, a yellow sundress and a black fur coat...
she was like, "heyy my pump dont work"
i was like, "i gotchu girl"
so i walked outside and she followed
(so its the february 2nd, groundhogs day, of all days, and its about 9 degrees outside
with a windchill of fuck you if you make me have to go outside today
but for some reason in this given moment i didnt feel that way at alll....)
i felt cool....
i held my hand out and she gave me her credit card....
i slipped it in the pump and she said, "ouu boy, iss cold. where yo coat at ?"
i was like, "nah girl, im a beast"
she was like "ouuuuuu u say u a beast, huhhh"
i smiled and said "have a nice day"
she smiled and said, "thank you"