Why we never use google auth anymore

in stuff •  2 years ago  (edited)

(or any cloud storage service for that matter)

they just think they own the world, and yow-ass with it, all your data and your panties. And now this seems to be trendy ...

a 30 second vid taken from 9gag could be a potential account killer and basically block all site that rely on google auth

it must be american

we are completely done with america and its bullshit, looting rights movements and re-definitions of dick, shit and cunt

too bad for the one stuck there who have a braincell that can think for themselves. The problem is, with the "its not a monopoly if its american" laws

try having a life with extra functions without windows , android/ios and a few other crotters

you can if you dont game b/c functional linux outclasses windows by a zound, if you have steam or dx games you're stuck , as for the phone .

Kaios is "sponsored by google", you might as well use android since it uses google voice assistant

and whatever contacts i have left after miCrotter killed my account holding skype and onedrive storage pictures i kept there "cuz SAFE" instead of offline on separate drives

"for no reasons given"

are on line and wechat so not sure that AND steam auth runs on ubuntu touch

...

how's the civil war coming ?

im going for the crotterless movement and retro-computers with no internet connection

its not like anything in the media is worth reading anyway


hey

"a guy with a degree (or some)" :

https://www.economist.com/by-invitation/2021/08/20/niall-ferguson-on-why-the-end-of-americas-empire-wont-be-peaceful

https://www.economist.com/future-of-american-power


we personally quite sure the vid got checked b/c of the texas anti-conservative bias laws requiering content on social networks to be removed b/c if a little guy no one heard of starts moving takedown notices for 30 seconds vids of exposure

... well thats hard to believe

...

i guess we'll have euh

less youtube #aroundthehouse

and waiting for that retro thing ... (we waited two years for an rtx gpu , and the steam deck will probably take the same time, so so far trying to get a 64 has been less frustrating :p)

(we wont be taking copyright school ... its SO condescending)


hm , you think so but

i lost a google account (more than once) but one that had actual content and storage once BECAUSE

the state of belgium suddenly required all citizens to register their sim-cards (AFTER 6guys with kalashnikovs blew up the airport and then took a joyride to paris to shoot up a club full of kids)
of which i apparently missed the memo since im REALLY interested in this place where i wanted to leave by the age of 40 at the very last, it was my worst nightmare, being stuck here after 40 , so ive been living it for a while now

so for some reason suddenly the account only wanted to reset my password via phone (which didnt work since it wasnt working anymore since i didnt register yet cuz i didnt know it had to)

the pakistani embassy refused to register it without me paying them a fee (ridiculous)

google wouldnt let me near any kind of CS-rep and i kept going round in automated reply for-loops

if-then'ning until it was too late

my fault , you say ? is that so ?

so all that was in it (o year and finally they wouldnt let me prove the vids inthere were me (which was like, yo i am ME and whatnot) but thats not enough)

fair enough later Kucoin wouldnt let me in without google auth

they said "your ID card aint proof enough" ... (okay ? is that okay?)

then crotter killed an account that held all my skype contacts

and photos (which i actually dont have anymore b/c STORAGE IN THE CLOUD IS SAFE ! )

"for no reasons given"

after 5 oodels (i'm redefining numbers, re-defining numbers is trendy and hawt !) the answer i got was

...
(roll drums)

"we dont have to give you a reason"

literally

SO

...

keep yow-american shyte, but the problem is

i cant toss my windows pc out the window

nor my android phone

so between looting rights movement and pronounless non-binary left-rightists

i've had it with the empire

i wish them best of luck with the civil war and like Castro once said

"we have no issues with the american citizens"

that was before the vengeful jesus of the old testament became god i suppose


and then nvidia

came up with a price SO bad-ass even a toxic septic skeptic like we (hey, its all about the pronouns and since we feel left out with our jekyl&hyde doesnt exist we're gonna shoot rowling with a pipebomb) fell for it and pre-ordered (one of the things we stopped doing since ubisoft invented drm)

and waited

since it was a trusted store thats (maybe not woke but more neutral) always been 100% correct we were about 95% sure they wouldnt rip us off so we left the money with them

for a whole year

then finally submitted and asked the refund

and wait wait wait and then the prices dropped
and suddenly a 3070 model cost only 200 euros more than that 3080 we ordered the year before before

so we ordered one (HAVE TO play darksouls IV after all)

and actually ended up having one

model lower for 200 euros more

so between the "we cant help it, its all the chinese" and the "we sell so much hot air even uncle sam wont let us buy ARM" supply lines stole your panties and all cookies are made in ukraine so PAY issues

we felt less inclined

but the Gabe is wise , so a steam deck can be "reserved", a small reservation fee puts you in a queue, then you wait and on D-day you can choose to pay the full and have it sent or in between you can cancel

now

BEFORE YOU SAY THAT

go to england

find a local pub

and shout

"TALK ABOUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT INSTEAD OF YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM"

okay ?


okay have you done that ?

you're lying ... i can see on your face somehow that

you're lying


ehj

the thing where due to artificial crises (if you remember the world in 2018-19 was about to go into global revolution with the riots everywhere) and inflation constructs to make sure crotters Q2 isnt 99 billion i.o. 100 , supply chain created by the empire incapable of apologizing for empowering a global jihad (and arming it last year) , on top of the actual physical stuff the planet has been anouncing for 60 years , ignored to the point of "HEY the town washed away yesterday in a flash-flood, the next craze since mobs ...

makes it so even bums like me get time enough over YEARS to save up for these things

should NOT be a good thing

i cant be that positive

as usual

i can not stick my head

far enough up my ass

to get

YOUR POINT OF VIEW


yea yea, but that was the EOF

yea i hurr, they call it something other than looting rights movement

overthere in the free world, but this is a soviet country, and im SO old that im a guy with a dick and back when all the lesbians i knew called each other dyke and all the gay parade level homos i ever knew called each other faggot... like american blacks call eachother that thing in every movie i ever seen and they seem to be all americans while here every black people has its own country ?

and i saw nothing but looting rights movement actually , it ended up more like "yo my cellphone screen broke"

o lets post "march on brussels" on facebook ... and everyone went home with brand new nikes

and you cant say anything or you'll end up labelled isms

its confusing for stupid old people like us

and funny ?

yea but not to the store owners i hurrrrrrrrd

so

"is that okay" ?

i think you dont wanna hear more of what we have to say

CERTAINLY YOU WOULDNT ?

and no clue

not really following as we been trying to live crotterless lives as much as possible in today and we all know who's the boss (here its gazprom)

satellius

but ... i didnt hear Kanye donating money to the raped ethiopian women fund when he ran for president (not black enough i suppose , or not american enough ?)

i hurd something about Akon striking a deal with "the Mack" in Senegal to build a crypto city to play wakandah and get free worker ants from the boss (... similarities)

and something about Reddit stepping down to put a black guy (said guy, wasnt woke enough) in stead to be a good example for his kids but his wife didnt donate to the abducted schoolgirl fund in Mali either

SO

since then it only became more

confusing

was gonna say bullshit but i bet thats an f-word

and yea

we're too old for that shit

lived three years next to a gay bar once

never ONCE heard those people make trouble

or demand being called "that"

someone must have bad communication skillz

gud ?

im just miffed on the youtube thing but you know

"laugh it off"

its only youtube after all, cant make money with that here anyway


YO

i see picket fences appearing ...

HEY, instead of making a 5sec post that says "FUCK YOU GOOGLE BITCH" it takes ten ton time to talk around every three words to make sure its re-defined american english

i have no idea what you're talking about

the president of Senegal was (or is probably, they last longer overthere) named "mack"

is that some american thing i dont understand again ?

like when rowling said "women menstruate" and they were gonna pipe-bomb her car ?

mhhh

and you dont understand why no one likes you anymore ?

maybe you should think about it


mhm

as a P.S. on the rant we did some google on "non crotter phones"

but it turns out to be the same old story

"fair trade has no fair price"

its for rich hippies only

maybe thats why "we no longer understand"

we can't afford the lingo

being the guttertrash we are ?

(srusley, €600 for a ubuntu enabled smartphone ? ... this is not america mate, i just saw someone complaining on how the goverment takes 20% on income ?)

20 % ?

if they did that here every store and small-owner would throw a yearlong party

I LIKE WHAT YOU DID TO THE PLACE, HUMANS

continue

it looks like i wont need to vendetta after all

you're perfectly capable of fucking up the only livable planet in reach yourself

i think thats what they did, they saw the genetic blueprint and said

we cant let THIS loose on the cosmos

so they sent sint Seya to find some planet in the outback of the universe, far enough away so even at lightspeed you cant reach

and dumped it there

"for safe-keeping"

we think they should have chosen a less pretty planet

look what you did to the place ?

o

bed time

and the biggest achievement all night was

"a steemit post" ?

cant even count as comedy anymore because of the picket fences and pipebombs

you dont need religious cartoons anymore to die

fundamentalist americans will do the job just fine

i hope talibanistan remembers where the real crusaders live when it wakes up

so WE dont get exploding airports again

b/c of THEIR fuckup

(again)

i guess since life goes nowhere the lore can wait another day

we'll be sitting by the window like a 9yo waiting for santa with that 64

... maybe we heal and the kid resurrects and we can take off where it left off

then all it needs is stemcell therapy to add the missing years

so

300 million should do the trick

dozo

(good thing we can still speak without being censored on comments on the state, or saying a,b or c since that only happens in china and russia)


haaaaa

but yo, dont keep me yanking like that

its true, ... back when they did say that just like americans call each other black in movies when they are and no one gave

there's wasnt much about it because

listen

listen here

BECAUSE

it didnt matter

...

the city was alive, everyone had off the books spending cash for the weekend from the weekend job

you got a police van every 15 minutes and the whole terrace and bar was black brown and white, and if there was a barfight there was no discrimination

because none of that mattered

ever since the american infection shit has gone south

after the rise of the islamic state ofcourse same thing for the muslims

and i dont go out much anymore but i bet gay people will behave differently too now, where they just part of the crowd befor now they come shouting in your ear how proud they are

(thats the annoying bit btw, the uninvited shouting, no one really cares what you do with your dick as long as its consentual if someone else is involved ...)

all that changed due to american infection

(it sure didnt come down from china, DUDE)

and here we are

the world has re-gressed

humans have DE-volved

--- time to take our work back underground

after that 64 (if this one arrives) we'll be saving for (probably an amiga) a neo-geo (not cd) + flash cart and a jaguar(atari) + flashcart

non-connected

without cookies btw, no popups for consent

and then dig a hole in the ground until 2050, hoping half of it fills with water before 2040

and leave you humans to it

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oo

how can one finish in beauty if every word needs 5 to redefine and disclaim ?

it doesnt say yellow because there are none

more correctly there WERE none

that means the only stereotype they have here is

"asians keep to themselves, the only time you see them is when they're working in their stores or restaurants, they dont make noise and they dont cause trouble"

so you wont meet them in those aforementioned bars (the fun ones when the city was alive)

but theres not many and you dont see any of them begging either

that mostly white people and muslim women

for some reason the zekat doesnt seem to apply in belgium

yea its a well known fact all latina women are cleaning jobs and the others go to americe (ofcourse ! didnt you know that ?)

but lately filippines , yes (women ofcourse, VERY stereotypical, maybe they should deny them the right to work until there's more filippine guys cleaning ?)

desu ne ?

absurd

i WILL sleep now

all i wanted to say was

"FUCK YOU GOOGLE BITCH"

actually

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