Garrison Keillor?! This BS Is Getting Deeper and Deeper

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/29/business/media/garrison-keillor-fired.html

REALLY PEOPLE?!

Garrison Keillor is hilarious, for one. For two, it sounds like the back touching incident was an accident.

Not even a very big one. I've done something like this more times than I can count, always on accident. If you work shoulder to shoulder with women, your bodies may end up touching in some way. It's not like you're gonna bone or anything. Humans have been known to comfort one another by touching. Sounds normal.

Am I really like in reality f&^%ing crazy, and this is really a fireable offense if it went down like Keillor says it did? Or is the media gaslighting me again?

I don't know how people manage to walk around and feel sane without pharmaceuticals, the stronger the better. Like horse tranquilizers. Fistfuls of benzos. I hear there's an opiate crisis yonder. I wonder fucking why? Where can I get some of those?

I've laughed at A Prairie Home Companion more times than I can count. I've bonded with people over our shared love of Keillor and APHC.

It's not like GK grabbed her by the pussy or anything.

On a different note, liberals seem to be senselessly devouring one another these days. And not in a good way. It's like some of them made so much sense to themselves, they were so utterly convinced by their own horseshit, that it drove them nuts to see people look at them, shrug, and vote a moron into office anyway, despite their protests.

I donated to Hillary's campaign. She couldn't even send me the goddamn stickers she promised me. Right up until the day of the election, I walked around thinking to myself "How's she supposed to win a presidential election when she couldn't even send me the goddamn stickers she promised?"

See how that worked out. It's no small wonder. An army of pundits can't even figure it out. The woman did not have her shit together. That's what happened.