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This seems like the perfect thread to share this #story, I’ll try to make it quick...
A few years ago, my buddy Canales rang me on Christmas Day, said “Merry Christmas” along with a few other standard etiquette techniques performed on Christmas Day, and then he followed up by saying:
Canales: You know what I’m doing today, dandays?
Me: I can’t wait to find out.
Canales: I’m going to the strip joint, I’m in the parking lot right now and wanted to call you and wish you a Merry Christmas before I go inside.
Me: Merry Christmas! Are you really at a strip joint?
Canales: F yeah I am! You know what kinda girls are working at the strip joint on Christmas Day, dandays?
Me: What kind?
Canales: The kind I’m Pho-king! ....and hung up on me.
(That wasn’t too subliminal I guess)
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He should be a poet😂😂
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You're so evil!
Hahahaha!!!
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