Oh my god I'm dying right now! I love the internet, it brings me gems like this to blog about. Anyone up for some spotted dick?
I guess this is a real thing!? I did a quick Google search and found dick in a can. It's Heinz so you know it's legit. I wasnt aware of this culinary masterpiece but Jesus is it hilarious!
Or maybe I'm just childish? Who cares I'm having too much fun right now
So apparently, if you're like me and not already aware of this edible dick.. it's a sponge cake like substance with raisins up in that motherfucker
It actually sounds good but it's kinda hard to get over that name! I may laugh and choke on that spotted dick while eating it? That'd be bad way to go. "The spotted dick gottem" they'd say at my funeral. Sounds like a STD
Now I don't know about the canned version?..That seems like some nasty dick but this pic it actually looks good..
Notice the custard oozing down on it..not even going there..
Here's another pic I found where someone got creative. Maybe someone's mom's been divorced too long I dont know?.. I don't think you're serving this at the school bake sale..
Photo Credit: some weirdo
If anyone on here knows more about this delicacy maybe you can fill me in more? Ive not even heard about this treat before today. I'm gonna guess it's a British thing? Do the Brits enjoy spotted dick with a cup of tea?
Well I think I've abused this enough.
You know I'm actually quite proud of my blog. There isn't alot of bloggers that would post this stuff ;)
(insert funny dick joke here)
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Nailed it :)
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Funny. My dad once had me go back into a World Market store we had left to buy a can of this spotted dick stuff. He was too embarrassed to buy it himself for a co-worker he wanted to make happy. It is a British thing. His co-worker was thrilled. Maybe it's good?
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Some of the homemade ones I saw looked decent. The microwavable canned version I don't think I'd be up for that?.. I want that good dick u know? :)
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I hear the "new recipe" can be a bit spicy! hehe
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It flares up from time to time yeah
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Now less filling
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Is that your pic? Looks like a big can, u can't eat all that dick by yourself can you? Or maybe thats 2 servings of dick? Bahahaha omg this is gold
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I may not be golden arms but I got some gold
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Thanks for sending me a dick pic @kevinkarron
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@phelimint got you a $1.49 @minnowbooster upgoat, nice! (Image: pixabay.com)
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Pretty funny name alright. I heard there was an uproar years ago when someone was petitioning to have it removed from the shelves in the UK, and maybe banned in other parts of the world. But i mean c'mon! That spotted dick looks delicious! If i had me some o that dick right now i'd be gobbling it up!
Which is funny, because there's a brand called "Goblin" spotted dick. You've heard about the English right? Known the world over for loving that dick in there faces!
The fact you can microwave it makes me want to rent a cabin and re-heat some cold dick on a dark and stormy night...
Bahahah, too hilarious, but starting to get a little weird responding to your weirdness, lol, so i'mma gonna jet
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We both walk away from this better people I feel 😁
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Oh god... i just woke up. 'Gotta keep on steeming when i've been drinking -- makes for some good hilarity to combat hangover lol
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heinz doesn't compare to a real spotted dick knocked up at home by your mum!
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its another english thing :)
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Those Brits are strange haha
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Thanks for the laugh
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Life is hilarious! Thx for stopping by @guiltyparties 👊😎
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Wow! The old country continues to surprise us by its weirdness.
You just made my day! We laughed so hard we had tears when we read you this morning. Thanks! Love your style, half comedian, half serious, 100% original. 🍻 Cheers
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