I downvoted your post, because it has nothing to do with programming.

You say:

being a computer programmer would be a start

So this religion requires one to be a programmer?

You also say:

bootstrap itself into becoming, first, intelligent, then generally intelligent, then super-intelligent

Can you clarify the distinction, if any, between these steps?

What problems does your religion solve?

As far as I know lambda expressions, in programming languages such as Scala and Kotlin they are being used to merely pass a function into another function. Do your understand lambda expressions differently? Are you going to worship them?

Is it a religion for robots? If so, how is that different from robotology?

Have you tried any of the existing implementations of artificial intelligence, such as Google Assistant and Alexa, or are you going to create your own?