The Equalizer (2014) Review

in theequalizer •  6 years ago 

** SPOILERS ** ALL RIGHTS TO RESPECTIVE OWNERS **

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Whenever anyone says that, I think of the Sabrina the Teenage Witch version. Like a balancer of sorts.

But this movie, What the fuck?

It’s a cheap knock off of Taken with Liam Neeson.

“If no one has anyone to go to, they can go to him.”

They try to make him look and sound so heroic and shit, but I see a mobster, as sick as the ones he kills.

The only point of 75% of the violence here was because the characters fucking love it. It gets them off.

You never know what background Denzel Washington had, where this all comes from. He just instantly can do what he does.

Ugh… so gross, unnecessary, and disgusting…

I’d retitle this as: Torture Porn for Wide Release starring Denzel Washington and Chloe Grace Moretz!

I rate this as .25 US Cents out of $13.50 USD.

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