Coronasutra or the fight against the joy of life

in travel •  3 years ago 

Thailand's government cares about its people.
That's why it has now issued a guide on how to behave during sex.

Everything that makes good sex is not welcome

  • Kissing not welcome
  • Blowjobs are not welcome
  • Anal is not welcome
  • Missionary position not welcome
  • Anything longer than a quickie is not welcome
  • Sex with strangers is not welcome
  • Group sex and sex parties are not welcome

Wanted is

  • Showering before and after
  • Disinfecting the genitals before and after with 7ß% alcohol or bleach
  • Disinfecting the scene with alcohol or bleach
  • Any contact only with mask and condom

The Thaiger has worked this up graphically, the original can be found in the link:

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https://thethaiger.com/news/national/wear-a-condom-and-a-mask-health-department-advises-covid-safe-sex

And what is a reason to go to Thailand now???

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