Snowsuit vs Canary Islands
Winter is coming and I got to make a decission.
A snowsuit or a ticket to the Canary islands. I could say that my plan is to learn the whistle language "Silbo Gomero" on one of the islands of the archipelago near Africa - Gomera - but most likely I will just rent a little room, get a cannabis social club membership and puff away until it's getting warm again in the rest of Europe.
A ticket from Lisbon to Las Palmas de Gran Canaria is around EUR 100. The luxury snowsuit in the pic is EUR 7000. Although there might be cheaper alternatives I think that I should head south and wear swimming trunks for the next months.
Advantages of the snowsuit:
- Could sleep anywhere
- Would look like a bear
Disadvantages of the snowsuit:
- Could get mated by a bear
- Could get shot by a hunter
Advantages of Canary Islands
- 23 degrees Celsius water temperature
- Weed prices only 3-5 euros per gram
Disadvantages of Canary Islands:
- Couldn't use the 5 Portuguese words I learned in the last months
- No skiing