warning, post contains crude image of 7of 9 and Janeway 69ing
Gotta admit, watched a lot of Star Trek with my Dad when I was younger. I grew up on The Next Generation, but became a true fan in the Voyager years. The characters were fun, Janeway was a badass, and the Doc just had me in stitches every time. Any fan of the show will know of the Borg, and in particular the mid series addition of a reclaimed soul in the form of 7 of 9.
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I think the picture of 7 of 9 on the TV guide in her silver one piece is my first solid memory of a tingling in the loins.
tv guide, obviously
So the fantasy of any young man who was so taken by these to beautiful strong women as that they would choose each other for some sort of embracing, hot, steamy love making. That they would unleash their frustrations (somehow I lost half my post somewhere)
all holodeckless munching space, sweetly embraced head to thigh, this is what I came up with...
(And also can't post photos so can't reload what was here... Flawed system, I guess I'll esteem it into the comments☹️
Then @artwatch spoke like an angel, and gave me the work around
Gadzooks, there it is folks, the joke that just doesn't give fucks for your chub. The NSFW tag is a lure, you were fishing for some hot lesbian shit and I failed to deliver. Sorry, I'm not a great drawer, if you want sexy check @kommienezuspadt s dark pin ups coming through from @wcpublishing soon. If you just want vaginers, check out @talia69
I liked the beginning but by the end I felt it was a cock tease of a post. -_-
I am gonna go drink adulted eggnog and wear ugly sweaters with people I don't like. I will sit off to the side and when people ask me what I am thinking about... I will say nothing. But really I will be thinking about these two.
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Glad that a good old fashioned carpet Buffett will date you in your times of sadness, if I tried to draw it for real, it would have been a terrible misrepresentation, two weird stick people with boobies and such. At least this version was almost aesthetically pleasing.
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Haha, I love you two! Let’s form a planet together. I’ll supply the boobs. Lol @artwatch @bleedpoet
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Heavy breathing
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Sounds like a great idea, we'll be able to trade the surplus with neighboring colonies😀🍯🍯
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Silicone is great for patching up spaceships.
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That answers that question😄😄 Breast investment a Cali girl can make. 🚤
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The best 13 gs I've ever spent even if it meant not having a car for a couple of months lol hahaha
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Which alien race is all like... "You know what we are running low on? Human boobs. Yep they fual our "not 'urmangvetlh web vIlaj yItungHa', qaH QaQ"
That is Klingon for Breast Drive
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lol
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My crude imagery, see how business like 7 of 9 is, how classy and sexy Janeway is.
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Slow clapping can be heard from NoobNoob somewhere in the background.
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PICKLE RICK!!
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This reminded me of you...xox
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Its an apt representation of my days💩
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Art imitates life in so many beautiful ways.
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Also, wanted to let you know after you submit a post it doesn't let you upload the image. But should you hit edit on that comment with the image you want to put in the post, you can copy the image link and then hit edit on the post and paste it in manually like that. It also lets you drag and drop images from your desktop or folders.
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I'd borg the shit out of her.
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Even if her lady parts were all fucked up and roboty, grab some WD 40 and ride her like a mechanical bull... there's a joke about futile resistance I'm not going to touch in the current political climate.
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I'll gladly trade in my soul, personality, and everything that makes up who I am as a person for a female companion who never gets emotional.
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She's called the Internet and she's a lady of many faces🎩🎩😄
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I used to think I was my own harshest critic until I got on the internet. It turns out Jbones123 is my harshest critic, who thinks I should shoot myself in the face while getting anally raped because I am a piece of shit who doesn't deserve to live or keep my voluntary anal virginity.
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ahahaha, oh lord
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I mean.. have you guys seen archer?
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Love me some early Archer, sloppy writing after season 5
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Ya and the last season waas total shit :(
Anyways, I mentioned it because of Katya's robot vagina
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Daaaammn, that was a stretch in the ol' connect the dots territory😁 Are you suggesting he need only go to Russia to get a cold, hard, emotionless woman
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I've no idea what your talking about...
....Ukraine might be a better choice j/k
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It'll all be Russia by 2020 anyways😬
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eh? What happened to the rest of the post? Did you cut it by chance?
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No, and I'm not sure where the hell it went, or if it's even worth recovering... I can never write as well the second time😕
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Not really sure how this got a nsfw. Disappointing, at best
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I could throw a big dong here or something, but it wouldn't improve the joke, and if you came here to see Jeri Ryan tounge punching Kate Mulgrews love triangle, nothing short of amassing an incredible amount of talent to sketch it properly will fulfill your fantasy. I apoligize for misleading you. Check out some posts by @talia69 to make you feel better😐
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She's definitely the hottest Borg.
Gotta say, I was never a huge fan of Voyager. Next Gen all the way my man....
Have you dabbled in Discovery at all?
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Next Gen was bad ass with Worf and Picard, but never had any real sexiness to it, my favorite character was Q.
I've not sat down to Discovery yet, but have heard good things, hope it hits Netflix soon.
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I beg to differ :
And discovery is aight. It looks really good and I like the way they portray all the characters especially Klingons. It has the JJ Abrams feel from the first movie he did.
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Personally, I am not liking Discovery anymore. The dialogue.... wow rough, and they pander to the Left, so hardcore, that I feel like they aren't really trying to be far-reaching or revolutionary in commentary on human nature in any meaningful sense. In this political climate anyways, I was hoping for a series that would bridge gaps, instead of straddling the devides. Don't get me wrong I am on the left and I enjoy progressive storylines but I also don't like to feel like people are spoon feeding me like a baby. It seems really fluffy trying to disguise itself as something dark and original. They want you to feel for the characters but they don't give the characters any time to develop, either in friendships or as individuals. They are just bonded and you gotta except that within 1 or 2 episodes.
There was one episode that was like a "Groundhog day" style 30 minute time loop and there were so many plot holes I wanted to smack the writers.
You're better off just getting into Dark Matter or The Expanse
Dark Matter, a Canadian made show with a lot of Canadian actors they actually do a lot of french Canadian jokes within the show... it's nice. Brings out my nationalism lol. This shows scripting can really fall short at times. But they gave you enough character development that even real cheesy lines don't matter so much after a while. I have a love/hate relationship with this show too sometimes.
The Expanse not my faverite scifi but far better than what I think Discovery is doing. If I had my way the next Star Trek would have been these two shows and a bit of Firefly thrown in. You have seen Firefly right? Please tell me you have seen Firefly?
Did you hear that Quentin Tarantino might be developing the next Star Trek Movie?
I would watch that shit.
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That all being said I am watching Discovery to its conclusion wether I like it or not.... They could always pick up different writers on different seasons and that can drastically change a Star Trek series. Some ST series I didn't fall in love with until I was deep into the 3rd season. I am willing to give it a chance.
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I've watched and loved both Dark Matter or The Expanse. I cannot believe they cancelled DM... fuck..
I mean it was super cheese, but it gave you everything you wanted to a T in a sci fi show.
Expanse first few eps were hard to handle, such bad acting at first oh man... they really got there shit together halfway through season 1 and then it fucking rocked after!
No i did not hear about Quentin's movie, super excited tho for that to happen!
Oh and in terms of Discovery, the only reason I'm watching it is bc DM is cancelled and waiting for the Expanse lol...
I'd say The Orville is way better and more hilarious. Seen that? Seth Macfarlane!
And yes, that groundhog day ep...i mean classic sci fi ep there but jeez...
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They... they canceled Dark Matter?....
Just read an article about it... I am so sad now. But that last season ...it was a little rough.
The Orville, someone was talking my ear off about that show just last night. Haven't seen it but I am interested... I got a few adult cartoon series I have been meaning to binge watch.
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ya, it was getting pretty crazy with the whole black ooze (kinda x-files), still I would have watched it lol. It was a guilty pleasure. I'd put it on and just write music or Steemit while it was on lol.
Orville is awesome, if you are a Star Trek fan you'll laugh a lot.
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MONKEY DUST!!!
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I know! I know! I have been meaning to get to it like almost every other week since you mentioned it. It is the next in prioritized order of viewing - don't worry. Calm yourself.
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