What’s up internet people? It’s an early Thursday morning here on the west coast. And I don’t know what to write about tonight. It’s only been a couple of days since my last blog, and I don’t think much has happened since then. Guess I’m just gonna have to think up some shit as I go. So here we go.
I saw this meme the other day, one of those pictures of Trump and Biden looking like they’re actually about to square off, and in this one Biden has a Twisted Tea in his. Now of course when I see a Twisted Tea meme my first reaction is “Fuck your woke product placement!” but then I was thinking, I’d pay money to actually watch these two fight. I mean, that’s all the election was was a wrestling match anyway. I’d have to put my money on Biden, personally. Nothing to do with politics, he’s just a wiry looking fuck who's probably got crazy old man strength. Trump looks like what would happen if a piece of shit took a shit. But that’s what they should do. On January 20th we should just let these guys scrap, and the winner gets to be sworn in for the next term as President. To make it even more fun, they should use the Washington Mall reflecting pool as the ring. It’s really the only fitting end to a Trump presidency.
But I guess some people can’t be bothered to wait that long. All this time I was thinking shit was gonna go down on January 20th (And who knows? It still might), and these fuckers jumped my timetable again. And I have to admit, I’m impressed, impressed and frankly a little jealous. I mean, I”ve never seen a group of armed left wing protesters storm the capitol If they did they could probably actually get some shit done. See, I have no moral objection to armed protesters storming the capitol. I just wish they’d do it for the right reasons. I mean, these same people sat back and watched their countrymen get murdered by the police and didn’t do shit. Well they did, but it was on the side of the police. Meanwhile they’ve been watching these politicians sell them out to corrupt plutocrats for decades, and when they finally decide to rise up it’s to defend another corrupt plutocrat? I mean, if I were to be part of something like this, I’d be making way better demands than to just keep a washed up game show host in office. Howabout we start with a vote on bringing troops home? Ending corporate welfare? Closing tax loopholes? Medicare for all? Howabout a constitutional amendment to get money out of politics? No, you just want to get up on the speakers podium and yell “TRUMP WON THE ELECTION!”, or take a selfie in the speaker's office. Wow. Way to make some real historic change there. Even in your finest hour you’re still just a bunch of cucks. So wrapped up in your precious cult leader you forgot to actually have a cause to fight for.
Not that the “left’ isn’t just as obsessed with him. I STILL actually see motherfuckers talking about impeaching him AGAIN! I saw a friend post today that the two new Georgia senators should be sworn in immediately so Congress can impeach Trump before January 20th. Are you fucking serious? He’s already been impeached. He’s already been voted out, and he’s got less than two weeks left of his term. I mean, obviously we know that he can’t accept that he’s lost, but apparently the Democrats can’t accept it either. Then they say “Well if he’s impeached and removed from office he can’t run again.” Well, maybe if the government actually start working for the people instead of these corporate oligarchs, then you won’t have to worry about him running again. This is why the fuck we can't have nice things. Because you’d rather keep beating the same dead horse for as long as you can. Gotta keep that boogey man alive! And then wonder why you’re cowering in your office from an angry mob.
Well folks, I don’t know where else to go with this. All I can say is we’re clearly in for another very interesting year, and probably several more after that. When it comes to political shit, the only advice I can give to anybody is to stop putting your faith in politicians and put your energy behind ideas instead. Only support a politician as long as they support those ideas. And when they don’t anymore, that’s when you say “Fuck it!” Before it fucks you.