Can Someone Please Hand Me A WiFi Jammer?

in trumpisnauseating •  4 years ago  (edited)

Don’t get the surprised Pikachu face now.

Y’all elected that Oompa Loompa hued moron with him already talking about using Section 606 to essentially grab the internet by the pussy and do as he so pleases with it. This should not be coming to you as new gnus now.

Also, with William Barr being CIA alumni, this whole operation can be wired up, shut down, and North Korea’d before dinnertime this evening.

Now you would think, with all of the internet and interwaves that I manage to absolutely enrage in the span of a couple of hours a day that I would be a little more familiar with the processes of the FCC. Alas, I’m not. I am smart enough to understand, though, that if all it takes to shut down a facet of the internet that has gotten into a Twitter titty twister with Trump this week is for him to find the backing of the Attorney General…I mean, damn, Gina…that’s already gift wrapped, isn’t it?

I am no longer surprised by any pardon, any faux pas, any collusion, it all just seems to be business as usual when we’re talking that knuckle-dragging, porn star raw dogging, testament to exactly why late-term abortions should be encouraged in certain situations. It’s just another shenanigan that this administration has tacked onto the other three rings in this shitshow.

I wouldn’t even bat an eyelash if Lieberman brought his magic markers into the Oval Office and drew up the schematics for him.

I can already hear that marmalade toned moron patting himself on the back for his new invention…that China came up with. Let’s just do what we did with the “Space Force”…when nobody had the balls to tell him we’ve had that for upward of 50 years…it’s called NASA, asshole.
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