I just played a joke on you.

in truth •  7 years ago 

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My English level is terrible, but even so, I still want to write an article in English. I don't know if my friends can read it, just make a joke.
I saw a joke today, and the story goes like this:

我的英語水平簡直很糟糕,但是,即便如此,我還是想用英文來寫一篇文章。我也不知道我寫出來朋友們能不能看懂,就當個笑話看看就好。
我今天看到一個笑話,故事這這樣的:

A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."

一位先生去赴宴遲到了,匆忙入座後,發現自己的座位正對着乳豬,於是大為高興的說:「還不錯,我坐在乳豬的旁邊。」這時才發現身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相視,他忙陪笑改口到:「對不起,我說的是那隻烤好的。」

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After I read this story, I think of my once, girlfriend and I speak a joke, in the end we broke up, I feel very innocent, I explained to her, she is not willing to listen to, maybe she don't love me, or maybe a girl is very care about other people say she is fat. But what I said is true! Why do girls like to listen to lies? I don't understand!

看完這個故事,我想起我的曾經,和我的女朋友講了一句玩笑,結果我們分手了,我感覺特別無辜,我跟她解釋,她都不願意聽,或許她根本就不愛我吧,又或許一個女孩子非常在意別人說她胖。可是我說的是真的啊!為什麼女孩子都喜歡聽謊言呢,我不明白!

I swear, I'll never say that girls are fat, even if she's fat like a pig. I'll tell her she's great.
Hey, honey, I'm not talking about you. Don't look at me like that.

我發誓,我永遠都不會說女生胖了,即便她胖的跟豬一樣。我會誇她長得棒棒的。
嘿,親愛的美女,我說的不是你,別這樣看着我。

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