Husband instruction to wife before Ind vs Pak final...
My Dear Wife;
This Sunday its India vs Pakistany. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.
- The remote control belongs to me for the whole day.
- Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or whatever during the match coz we won't go.
- You support the team that I support.
- No talking during the game, wait for break or end of the game.
- Repeats & Replays are as good as the live match, so am gonna watch them..
- You don't just pass in front of the TV if i'm watching the match, you better crawl on the floor.
- Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is this Hyderabad versus Mumbai . This is not IPL?
- No funny faces to any of my emotions displayed during match
- Smile everytime EXCEPT when my team is losing.
Thank you,
GENTLEMAN'S ASSOCIATION