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in verse •  8 years ago 

An ugly woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.

The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would u think they're twins, Are u blind, or just bloody stupid?"

The clerk replied,"I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would fuck u twice." !!

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      ·  8 years ago 

    hahahahahahahah

    nice!

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