This prehistoric bird with the protruding dome piece was supposed to be the terror of the Indian ocean. The unfortunate Guinean who lucked up on foot was immediately disemboweled by ugly feet, looking at their own intestines on the ground.
Emu's and Ostriches also had ugly feet, but all you heard was how fast they ran or how good the recycled berries were they shat, avoiding the issue of skat and E. Coli altogether.
So at 30 mph and the height of a person, we seemed doomed to extinction either right before sunrise or right after sunset from mistaken identity. What happened? I know.
30 odd 6 deer hunter. We capped those over-sized chickens from a safe distance and threw them in the pot along with the other white meat and served them with Chianti and some favre beans.