My weekend Freewrite~ yup.

in weekendfreewrite •  7 years ago  (edited)



This is my very late Weekend Freewrite. I love the Weekend Freewrites so I thought I would just write it before I went to bed.

That might not have been my wisest decision to date.

Just a warning.

If you want to really understand the story I just posted, you might want to jump over to this post The red scarf and read the comments.

Now for the freest weekend freewrite I ever wrote to date.



My only defense was to write down every word they said when the story started getting out of hand.

All I wanted was for one story to have a happy ending but, noooooooo this wasn't the case! When I saw what @brisby has written, then went so far as to tag @deaconlee. I knew it was going to turn out bad.

Well good, Deaconlee is the best writer, but not for the guy with the red scarf.



I then did what any sane women would do and woke my niece, @bleedinheart, up.

Not really woke.........

Okay, she was in bed. I kind of made her get out of her warm bed, on a Sunday morning, to make a happy ending.

In my defense, I held to the rules I made up! I said to her you can either end the story or tag someone else.

My poor Bleedinheart felt bad for taking @deaconlee's place so she left the story open-ended. Meaning I had to wait for Deaconlee to get home from church, to finish the story.

Deaconlee didn't finish the story!! He, he.............MANNEQUINS!

So I wrote it all down!

Every laugh, every holding his sides in, it's all written down with God because I swore at a Deacon today! I DID! Now he didn't hear the swear, well God did, but you know who didn't, but I wrote it down in the book, Three big belly laughs he had on me today!





Then it get's even worse! Yup!

Sweet @mariannewest writes her part and leaves the man thinking Eloise was his half-sister, but everyone thought she was the lady with the red scarf's cousin.

I know it got me confused too!! I wrote that down too!

Now the man, who still has no name, has a half sister that is really a cousin and I'm so confused! So I wrote that down too.

Yes. I. did.

With a ballpoint pen, an old one. You know the good ones, that came in medium and wrote in nice deep blue color.



Anyway, the poor man who got his breathing all breathy was sitting there now all okay but, Mariannewest does the nasty deed because everyone loves to finally get back at me for the lists!

Are they all keeping track of the tricks I have played on them over the years? months? Who knows any more but the trick was.....

Mariannewest tags @Byn. Yes, yes she did!! Then told me she was laughing so hard she was holding HER sides in!

I wrote that down too!!



Now Byn is KNOWN all over the world for killing off everyone! Not just main characters but every damn one of her characters! Yup! All her stories end in a bloodbath with no one alive. It's just scary, how this cute lady, that is so funny, has this need to kill off everyone.

It's funny because the last time they saw a movie, they meaning her hubby and her, he wanted to see one of those really scary movies but she refused.......

Now Byn is in charge of this poor man's life, that is hanging out still breathing over on @mikesthoughts post but Lord only knows when he will get killed off!



This is what I get for making up a game and then having no control over it.

Yes, the cross I bear and let me tell you it is all written down in my defense, for the things I go through to make everyone .........okay I might be a bit bossy so....they might have lists too, but I think I said that already.



Now, the guy and he's looking for his cousin? That he's in love with? That @byn is going to kill off and wipe out his whole family and all because I wanted a happy ending.

I know.

It's the cross I have to bear for sometimes getting a laugh and having fun on other people's posts, comments, you know, the things you write where you tell them how wonderful everything is...... but I really am bad at comments. It's true!

I say things like LOVE IT!!

Where others write whole story's and there I am...... I LOVE IT!! but I do!! and it's in the blockchain how much I love stuff.........stories! Forever! Locked in!

Poor, poor, breathing guy, with the red scarf. Two years hugging a red scarf on @mikesthoughts post.........dead, soon, very soon........

All because I started a new game.......Sniff.





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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Great way to tie the weekend freewrite into your game Snook! Your story is hilarious (especially with the bitmoji's!! 😂) In fact, I enjoyed it so very much that I want to keep going! Who is up for Round 2: Final Destination Edition?

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Unfortunately for the two women, fate had a plan that day. A plan that didn't include friends, coffee, or love. Distracted by their conversation as they crossed the road, neither woman noticed the odd sight of a squirrel in a red scarf scampering madly down the sidewalk.
Running up the side of a trash can, the squirrel lept towards the lowest branch of a decorative tree, the ends of the scarf trailing from its neck like a scarlet banner. The graceful leap missed it's mark however and the squirrel plummeted down, landing with a BAM on the hood of a truck reversing of its parking space.
The sudden noise surprised the driver, whose foot slammed down on the pedal! The truck sped backwards for only a moment, not quite two seconds, before he brought it to a jarring halt. With the vehicle safely brought to a stop, he released a gasp of relief.
Then he heard the scream.

hmmm....what comes next Sweet (and I'm sure very Sweary at me LOL) Snook!!

Bwahahaha!!!!! Love you!!! 💞

Little did anyone know that Spiderman had moved into town and was following his newfound friend Red the squirrel.

They had been tree jumping. Had a bit too much cider on the way to the next bad man's place of residence.

Lucky for the 2 women, just as the car was backing up, Old Spiderman had been swinging by wrapping them up against the tree in his lose spider web.

Trapped safety to the tree wrapped in the protective web made of a cotton candy like substance, the two women watch the horror unfold.

Red the squirrel darted for safety. Poor Spiderman was not quite as fortunate in where he landed, unfortunately for him, centrifugal force leads him straight into a building.

The women screamed and the man, still nameless, came running out of the coffee shop as quick as 2 bunnies on a date to start to unravel the women now protected in the tree.........

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@felt.buzz what in the world comes next?????? LOLLLLLLL @brisby hugs

(You are all mad, by the way)
The man - lets call him Don Tnowatsgoinon - begins to unravel the women from the webby tree. The women aren't helpless though, and are already cutting their way through the web using their stilettos, and a hair grip that one of them pulls from her hair. "Hey, man-who-hasn't-introduced-himself - bit rude - how about helping old Spidey down from the building? We got this, we don't need no man to help us out." Don, shrugs, and walks off. "Whatever," he said. Spiderman, although quite squashed, is alive. And the man uses a spatula to scrape him from the building. Spiderman thanks him and totters off, all thin and spindly (spiderly?). The two women, in the meantime have got down from the tree, and spot the red scarf on a lamppost nearby. "Hey Man!" they shout...

Who shall I torture with this @mariannewest again, because this is ALL your fault! ;)

hahaha - just saw this. I will have to do this tomorrow. Eyes are closing as we speak and I still have to get the prompt ready :)

I think you need to get your priorities straight, young lady! ;)
Sleep well! :)

Hey now, I don't kill off EVERYBODY!!! :)

Your sense of humor is amazing! I think if we ever get the chance to meet, I'm going to lose ten pounds from laughing so hard the entire time.

You're great. Love it!

Thank You <3

I would honestly say that you are the best humorous in the bunch! I absolutely loved your weekend freeway and it was well worth waiting for! Should I be scared? Should I run from @byn?
You said it was all @mariannewest fault! I'm going to have to talk to her! But I don't think that she agrees with murder LOL! Well done. I love how you punctuate your posts but these bitmojis!

Thank you!!! and poor @Byn ...I was cracking up the whole time I was writing this about her :D but knew she could take it!!

I'm so happy to make you laugh!!

Bring it on! :) I loved it!

OMG!!! LMAO!!! You are keeping lists!! Now, I am scared!! LOL

So very funny - well, if you know all the players in the story.

I made YOU laugh so it was all worth it <3

Hugs

Wow!!! I missed a lot. I will have to go back and read :D

if I'm reading everyone right, you were not tagged because you would have made them fall in love and have a happy ending like I WANT < stomps foot > :D <3

this is such fun to read Love your sense of humor

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Yaaaaaaay!! you got my sense of humor :D not all do, so I never know :D

Thank you so much for the tip too!!

Life to short not to have fun 😎👍😎

Now I am thoroughly confused!!! I think I arrived in the middle of something...or maybe at the end...

yes, you have to go to @mikesthoughts post that I tagged at the beginning to really get it all <3

Wow, somehow I had missed that! Now I've read it all, and I am only a little bit confused, but that's ok: I am usually a little bit confused. HA HA! I loved the collaboration on the story of the fellow with the red scarf and the girl who left him holding it.

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