Just Another Day...Closer Too...!?!?!?!?!?

in weirdstuff •  5 years ago 

Another day closer to the grave? NOt ME...!!! I've chosen cremation, but whoever it is that I leave behind who might be faced with the task of my disposal may not honor my request.

Years ago, my thoughts about cremation were not pleasant. As a matter of fact, I viewed it as if it were no different than burning someone alive...!!!! 

WAIT A MINUTE...!?!?!!?

How can we burn someone alive??? That makes no sense at all...

"Hey Marvin...Mildred just croaked from a heart attack; wha-da-ya-wanna do..."?

"Lets set her ablaze Sidney, and see if she pops on back to life again"...

"Okay...I'll go get some matches and gasoline"...

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Anywayzzzzzzzzz………… I think differently about being cooked after I'm dead...as a matter of fact...I don't give a hoot if I wind up in some take-out joints beef fried rice...

I'll be DEAD...What the hell do I care!?!?!?

I told my kid to just take my body over to the park, and prop me up on a wooden bench; let the City worry about what to do with me. Besides...it'll save my heirs a ton of money if they dump me in the park and skadoodle away.

Is skadoodle a real word, or just slang? Maybe I should use the word skidaddle instead?

I don't know...I guess it doesn't matter...Just like cremation or burial doesn't matter. It just matters to those we leave behind; so, let them make the decision. Right...???

Yeah...I know I'm right...

Listen folk...I'm outta here for now; see ya when I see ya (Unless I'm dead by then)

Ciao


Just Another Crazy Rambling by @AngryMan on Steemit, Sept. 9, 2019


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It's Alkaline hydrolysis for me!

Organized crime syndicates and Intelligence Orgs. like using that method to dispose of bodies (leave no trace...or recoverable physical evidence)

Your heirs may want a small sampling of you in a vile though, to place on their mantel in remembrance.

I'm the last of the family line m'dear. No place on the mantlepiece for me.

Maybe there's someone in another line who wants you on their mantle, Miss @deirdyweirdy

Burnings the way!

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I don't care what they do to get rid of me when I am dead just don't pay for it👍. Didn't cost my parents to birth me at the hospital so don't pay on the exit either 😁

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I heard that you were such an exceptional baby at birth, that the medical team paid your mom, just for the honor of being in attendance.

Now that's more like it👍

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