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生活中有太多的意想不到了，即使你已经有过类似的经历，受过同等的教训，还是屡试不爽。分分钟踩雷。今天的这篇文章，我就想记录一下儿子带给我的惊喜(惊吓)，以便以后，等他长大了，立此为据让他看看自己当年的杰作。

凌晨两点，又是喂奶时间到。儿子吐奶有点严重，为了不折腾他，所以我都会在喂奶前换片片。为了避免二次伤害，我练就了快速的换片技术，一半不超过一分钟可以换好，所以我自信到不用隔尿垫。可是往往在这关键的一分钟之内，会发生一些如此凑巧的事。

正当我打开尿片，准备无缝对接新旧交替时，呼啦啦的一泡尿以雷霆之势直面而来。曾经多么痛的领悟让我的脸至少有20公分远。正当我暗喜没被击中时，我的手上，他的脸上，床上都是尿迹斑斑。时间卡的如此之准，狠，快，堪称“完美”。

立此为据，儿子，咱们多年之后再谈谈！

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      ·  4 years ago 

    你好鸭，vickyli!

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          ·  4 years ago 


        It’s a tie! 平局！再来！在猜拳界，我还没有输过！

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            ·  4 years ago 

          你是一個好媽媽。

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              ·  4 years ago 

            谢谢你Jack, 我有时也容易暴躁，对孩子忍不住的发脾气，我以后尽量的控制自己，谢谢你！

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                ·  4 years ago 

              哈哈，美女儿子太厉害!

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                  ·  4 years ago 

                弄得我现在换片都有一点点害怕，光是昨天就换了四套衣服。

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                    ·  4 years ago 

                  儿子就这样呵呵呵，女儿就没事儿啦！

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                      ·  4 years ago 

                    请问你80个赞5块多美金，这需要持有多少STEEM才能达到这个点赞收益比 呀

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                        ·  4 years ago 

                      我目前没有steem，不过拥有将近四千SP，你可以氪金，然后代理给行长，收益也会高的，不过我没有氪金

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                          ·  4 years ago 

                        我帮外甥换尿布一定要放在垫子上…姐姐你太有勇气了😂

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                            ·  4 years ago 

                          我对我换片的技术和速度过于盲目自信，猝不及防的被打脸，哈哈哈

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                              ·  4 years ago 

                            哈哈，我碰到不止一次，刹那间凉快了他就解放自己了🤭

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                                ·  4 years ago 

                              我已经中招几次了，不是说儿子是妈妈的小情人么？这么对待情人不好吧？！哈哈哈

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                                  ·  4 years ago 

                                什么不说了，世上只有妈妈好!shop

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                                    ·  4 years ago 

                                  嗯嗯，养儿方知父母恩。啥时候到你？一起来交流交流

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                                      ·  4 years ago 

                                    我不打算生了哈哈，这么大年纪了，早生，十年前生了

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                                        ·  4 years ago 

                                      你好鸭，vickyli!
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                                          It’s a tie! 平局！再来！在猜拳界，我还没有输过！

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                                              ·  4 years ago 

                                            !shop

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                                                ·  4 years ago 

                                              发现敌人，开炮！！！

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                                                  ·  4 years ago 

                                                端屎端尿的敌人，我也想要!shop

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                                                    ·  4 years ago 

                                                  !shop

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                                                      ·  4 years ago 

                                                    你好鸭，vickyli!
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                                                        ·  4 years ago 

                                                      你好鸭，hykwf678233!
                                                      @vickyli赠送1枚SHOP币给你！

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                                                          ·  4 years ago 

                                                        石头

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                                                          It’s a tie! 平局！再来！下回我再出拳头！

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                                                              ·  4 years ago 

                                                            实力坑妈

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                                                                ·  4 years ago 

                                                              绝对的，我仿佛看见了更多的坑在等着我

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                                                                  ·  4 years ago 

                                                                尿布都这么萌😂!shop

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                                                                    ·  4 years ago 

                                                                  这不是尿布呢，是席子，哈哈哈。这么小都穿尿片的!shop

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                                                                      ·  4 years ago 

                                                                    你好鸭，yanchen!
                                                                    @vickyli赠送1枚SHOP币给你！

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                                                                        ·  4 years ago 

                                                                      你好鸭，vickyli!

                                                                      @yanchen给您叫了一份外卖！

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                                                                          ·  4 years ago 

                                                                        石头

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                                                                            ·  4 years ago 


                                                                          You lose! 你输了！愿赌服输，请给我点赞～

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                                                                              ·  4 years ago 

                                                                            他知道你来了，就解放了。😁😁 !shop

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                                                                                ·  4 years ago 

                                                                              绝对是故意的，我现在换尿片都有点怕怕的

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                                                                                  ·  4 years ago 

                                                                                你好鸭，vickyli!

                                                                                @marygong77777给您叫了一份外卖！

                                                                                加拿大人民早餐伴侣

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                                                                                  剪刀

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                                                                                    You lose! 你输了！不给我点赞，你就再吃我一拳～

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                                                                                        ·  4 years ago 

                                                                                      vickyli,感谢你赠送SHOP币给9名用户, 你将获得来自我的100%点赞~
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                                                                                        This post has been rewarded by the Steem Community Curation Project #wherein 微印小能手来咯！记得加 cnsteem 吖！被我发现你没加我，要你好看！

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                                                                                            ·  4 years ago 

                                                                                          🙈我儿子也试过一次这样

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                                                                                            拍

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