When you make that call and the decision is made to do a call out to you.
A colorcode is given, depending on the emergency standard of the symptoms you have given, so; Already made your call to fam/friend, we are not a taxi service, the meter aint running but someone elses meter might be up... Momas checkpoint;
do not UNDER-OVER sell your symptoms; as we might be going on a bum-run to you; were you should have contacted a healthcare department instead. If you under-sell, we might not rush it or helped someone else before you. Just tell us what & how it feels, we will try and sort the rest.
-If you dont find your house key, we will leave with out them*
-We do not bring your dog with us, we are not a dogcare
-If you called us, we asume you know were your phone is.. No we will not call after it; if you lost it, you will go with out it
-Please pee before we come, remember mom always telling you to pee before you leaft?
Yeahhh same reson here; no we dont do peestops.. suck it in & deal with it.
-Yes we come with scissor, yes we do cut with them.. How much your pants cost isent actually anything we care about.
-But we do also hiiighly recommend having your.. hmm better? knickers on AS, yes we will look down there to, we dont judge but you might feel better, if you hade em cute Spideman boxers on instead of Hello Kitty wash outs...
From your humble care giver
For #monomad photo hosted by @brumest and organized by @monochromes
| Category | Mono |
| Settings | ISO 100 45mm f/4,1 1/300 |
| Camera | Canon EOS 77D |
| Lens | Canon EF S18-55mm f/4-5.6G |
| Location | Sweden |
| Owner | All Rights reserved,original content by @swedishdragon |
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tsss ;) bet you aint that cheerful when you forgot to pee before ;)
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I always pee before I leave my house 😀
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you do know we make house calls right? he he he
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Great
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tnx 🐉💗🐲
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Here luckily now there is a new law, if you call a ambulance because you are too drunk or under subastances you must paid for the service, there are many people on saturdays that call the ambulances only because they are drunk but do not really need a help, it's such a shame.
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Our healthcare will debit after call-outs, but its itsyyy amounts....
Hm 'prank calls' mostly get stopped at dispatch and debited in a higher amounts but not effective enuff(i think its the rules for whats considered 'prank') , i cant count the amount of drunk calls i covered, some do actually need help but... life/cost/time the math dont add up....
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This post has received a 25.00% upvote from @daeshawn!
You deserve an upvote for your post. Keep posting and I'll be around. One upvote deserves another please feel free to upvote this comment if you like what I do.
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<humbly thanks you 🐉💗🐲
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