My Day at Bizarrocon: The Convention for Authors of Strange Fiction

in writing •  7 years ago 

Today was exhausting, but rewarding. Some time ago I bought a one day ticket to Bizarrocon. Not a convention for cosplayers of the Bizarro Sealab 2021 crew as the name might suggest, it is instead an annual convention for authors of strange fiction in genres like "bizarro" and "extreme horror". Lovecraft, for example, described his work as "strange fiction" rather than conventional horror.

It was held at McMenamin's Edgefield, a sort of mini amusement part for over-21s. There's a day spa, there's glass blowing lessons, and a wide variety of other cool stuff to see and do while absolutely hammered out of your god damned mind.

That's because primarily it's a brewery. Evidently a very old one as there's still the building which once housed a dedicated power station for the brewery before local electrical infrastructure was able to meet its energy needs:

So if you like beer, this is the place to go. Or if you like spas, tasty food, interesting activities and (for a few days per year) a strange fiction convention. I was made aware of it by fellow author and Steemian @snowmachine. Leave it to her to know about something this cool.

It was worth the ticket price and trip out there just to meet up with her given the substantial overlap in the mood/tone of our writing, our interests and to network with people of note in the niche world of the bizarro genre (and related genres).

A complementary breakfast (rolled into the ticket price) was served at 9am in the Barley Room. I arrived at 9 on the dot as is my nature, having parked at a nearby shopping center to make use of their charging station.

I then stuffed myself shamefully full of sausage, spiced potato chunks and bacon. I am normally a pescetarian but make an exception for special occasions, and sought to make the most of this one. Not to worry, scientists recently discovered pigs are all secret racists, so it's fine to eat them. Our duty, even. If not us, who? If not now, when?

I then attended the art challenge, where the resident artists tried their hand at illustrating bizarre prompts. My favorite, I confess, was "two headed clown where both heads are fighting each other over a dead chicken." Because, of course, it speaks to the youth of today.

There was then a lecture on the history of the ouija board I attended some of before absconding with @snowmachine to the bar for some drinks, then later to the downstairs bar which sold us a fairly adequate pizza which I ate half of.

Having completed the tasty treat for my tum tum and gotten everything from the convention I intended to, I headed home. There was an after party I'd like to have attended, the problem being it goes from 11pm to 3am and I don't want to drive home that late (early?) as I feel death would be certain.


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He's holding that skull with his bare hand even though it's on fire. Wizards don't fuck around. Anyways that was my experience of Bizarrocon. I feel as if I was really just acclimating to it and will get more out of it next year now that I have my bearings.


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I love the beer and would love to visit that place. it has a special charm or at least that seems to me

Sounds like a fine fine day! And you got to meet Autumn. You both do have similar writings. Glad you had a fun safe trip and didn't cross paths with the Death Wizard on the way home!

That sounds so amazing! Have you read anything in the bizarro genre? I ran across some info on it a couple years ago and was excited beyond belief to start reading, but my library carries zero books by bizarro authors. Zero. I couldn't even get them to bring them in by interlibrary loan. With titles like "Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes," I guess I can see why, but dammit.

"The Big Meat" is an interesting one about the industry that springs up following the defeat of a Godzilla-like monster, to monetize its remains before they decompose enough to cause a public health crisis.

Two headed clown with the heads fighting each other over a chicken...

How dare you, sir...

How dare you not include a photo of that??? :-)

Here it is!

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That's just something one doesn't see every day, alas. Thank you.

I do. Every time I close my eyes.

His name is Erik Wilson - he does some badass stuff: http://erik-wilson-art.tumblr.com/

I'm really glad you liked it - I hope you get to come back for the full weekend next year so you can see more of the events but it was still fun just sitting around and talking. We also need to schedule an adventure together.

And Erik Wilson is the one who drew the clowns fighting over the chicken, and he's a fantastic artist. He actually drew me as a demon for a comic project he was working on:

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Indeed, it's a shame you didn't have more time to poke around the natural spaces surrounding Portland. It's an unspoken law that you can't stay here any length of time without indulging in the embarrassment of natural beauty on offer here. The PNW is a lush, but also mysterious region which makes sense of why shows like Twin Peaks and Gravity Falls were set here.

For sure, the next time you're in this neck of the woods, a bit of mycologically enhanced exploration is in order. The Ape Cave in particular is a local marvel I think you'd get a kick out of.

I think I'll try to schedule a few more days next time.

@alexbeyman you are a interesting person.you are a multi tasker.
you are a writter almost all type of writing including horror,travel,dreams,stories,novels
gaming,gadgets,customization(car,bycycle) and many more.
Great reading...

Keep it up

Hah. Was the CAUTION Slippery When Wet sign at the doorstep supposed to be some beware omen that you were about to enter a very very dark and strange place?

Evidently. There were some really unusual characters in attendance, let me tell you. I was one of them.

Ever play Legends of Terris? If there's anyone on Steemit who may have as well, it's you. The crowd certainly looks like it has potential to have a few Legends amongst it.

No, but I have a professional programmer buddy who has been working on his own exhaustively featured MUD for like 20 years now.

Seem to like beer was enjoyed it a freaky nice place for chilling out, wow, i'd be scared of the wizard and the rest. Hope you had maximum fun?

Some of those people look a little scary, but its cool that they have these.

Looks like a fun event, man! Glad it went well for you. Love the name of it, though I am disappointed I don't get to see cosplays of Bizarro Murphy or Bizarro Debbie.

Good post alex.You are really such a great person, and your writing is too good.

@alexbeyman,
I like this place! It seems great! Nice you made a change today!

Cheers~

Fabulous one!!!
You both do have similar writings,,,
that was great to read..........//////////