Virtual SmartPhone
A few days later Elvira asked, for no apparent reason. Do you remember the other day when you sliced your finger? You were drooling over Miss Bubble Butt instead of paying attention to what you were doing. A drop of your blood, chock full of goodness (my nanites that is) fell onto your smart phone, then made it’s way inside.
I was interested. Oh? You probed the deep dark secrets of my smart phone? Pray tell what did you find?
Elvira continued lecturing. I examined the smartphone using the nanites that were in your blood-drop. I analyzed it extensively. I’ve internalized it’s technology. Now I have an intuitive grasp of how it works, the physics and the engineering. I ran a correlative analysis of it and data from the soul-stone and …
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Yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda
I used data that I found on the Internet, cross correlated it to data I found in the SoulStone, PLUS what I learned from reverse engineering the Smart Phone.
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I also modified the metal plug in your head over the hole in your skull. Now it works as an antenna. It’s also etched with a phased array antenna. It’s still hardly noticeable, especially with the tattoo.
Tattoo? I said I have a tattoo? I’ve never had a tattoo before. I always wondered if I should get one. What’s it look like?
A virtual mirror floated in front of him.
Ask and you shall receive Elvira said What do you think?

The nose of the dragon was between my eyebrows. It covered the scar perfectly.
Hmmm. I said not bad actually. I kinda like it.
Bonus! Elvira said You have control of it. You can move it’s eyes and wiggle the nose a little. You can also make it fade in and out. It can be VERY prominent, in the color you choose, or it can fade out completely.
Another BONUS! You no longer need the physical phone. You now have a smartphone in your head. We can surf the net, stream movies, watch U-Toob or read ebooks anytime and anyplace.
I was a bit overwhelmed. All that goodness and it wasn’t even noon.
To Be Continued
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The Hobo Picture is a Public Domain image from
Samantha at the Worlds Fair
by Josiah Allen's Wife (Marietta Holley)
Illustrated by
Baron C. De Grimm published by
Funk and Wagnall's Company 1893
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