“How the fuck did this guy get the day shift. He couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper sack. He looks like a fucking pussy. Are you watching if people are stealing condoms? That’s what people steal. They’re afraid to let people know they’re buying condoms. I don’t know why. Hell, they’re the ones getting fucking laid. It’s these jerk offs buying these movies and jerking off who should be ashamed. ” Some tall guy with an Appalachian accent said. The other guy just looked at him incredulously and said “This is Joe. He is helping Ty out. He is not security. And there’s fucking customers in here right now”
I thought to myself “Fuck. Good thing I’m not on 2nd shift.”
“Oh, shit. That’s Willie.” Ty said
Ty introduced me to Willie and Big Russ. Russ was the assistant manager of the store. He worked 2nd shift—the best shift with the best commission. Willie was doing security.
Willie was from West Virginia. Everyone liked Willie, but Willie didn't necessarily like them.
Ty whispered real low to Willie. “We got black people in here watch what you say.”
Willie shouted back “Hell, I don’t have problem with all black people. I like a lot of them. Hell, Big Russ is black and he is alright.”
Ty said. “This is Joe. He is the guy that I hired to help me out.” Willie said hello, but was not really interested. Oh well, my shift was over. I took my three free rentals and got out of there. I could not believe it. I felt guilty. I did not feel like I just put in a day’s work. My back wasn’t tired. I wasn’t stressed out. I looked at porn, wrapped it in plastic paper, and put a price tag on it. Am I going to get paid for this?
Just before I was about to leave, two couples asked me. “What are cock rings for? “ “Uh” I said. Luckily, Willie stepped in and said. “A cock ring is for trapping more blood into the penis and giving you a harder erection.” He pulled out a movie that showed a guy wearing one. “See.” He said. The couples started laughing. He then turned to me and said while putting the movie in my face “See he’s got a big hard one with a pretty mushroom head. I know my whore wife would’ve liked that” I didn’t know what to say. Willie said. “You need to learn more about the store.”…………………………………..