Stick Your Lonely and Ugly Job, Gaffer
Dear Gaffer,
I have some news, which I think you will find smelly.
Over the last year, I have found working for Pugford Rail Service both lonely and ugly.
It's fair to say that the IT guy is baggy and the support staff are tacky, but this has not stopped me from finding the work lonely.
I have really enjoyed punching with the IT guy and stealing yummy souls from the fridge. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming a zombie have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a police hat. I dream of getting up in the morning and juggling, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a burglar alarm and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a journalist, to pursue my true calling as a zombie.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of sensitivity, which is why I leave with a smelly heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of the office equivalent of hell.
Yours sincerely
inspiredbynature
most of the time.. I also feel like a walking zombie .. hehehe..
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