Dear female humans, "I love you" is not a declarative statement. It is an argument, one with unstated premises. It is a question, one that demands an answer. It is a confession, one that demands counselling. It is an interrogation, one that demands response. It is flirtation, one that demands mutual concern. Either ways, there must be a reply. . Dear female humans, the entire male human community implore you never to use the following lines in response to "i love you";
- I know right
- Thanks
- Awwwwn
- wow
- I love me too
- But why?
- K
- Sorry
- I see
- :-o etc. .
Now that i have educated the lot of you, let's do a little test;
I LOVE YOU.