What Fresh Fuckery Is This?

in wtf •  6 years ago  (edited)

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There is a goddamn mosquito in my apartment in the middle of fucking October. It's up by the ceiling where my short ass can't really get it (I tried). BAH. I just had to share. This just AIN'T RIGHT, you guys. It ain't right.

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Do mosquitos in October in Colorado come with climate change or are you just lucky? LOL

Hahaa, global weirding, I tell you!!

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Bwa hahahahaa, it was worth the click. <3 <3 <3 <3 I hope you didn't lost much sleep, or blood!

Lol I MURDERIZED IT. And it didn't splash blood. 😂

We've got this electrified tennis racket that works pretty good for killin things with wings. I mostly use it on spiders. Makes my life so much easier. 🤣
Except, you do sort of end up looking strange hopping around swinging a tennis racket at what appears to be nothing, and then all of sudden it makes a loud zaaaaappp noise.
😁🕷🎾

I hope that you yell about being Thor God of Thunder while using it! 😂

No... but i'm going to from now on! ☺

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lol