What to Do About YouTube

in youtube •  7 years ago  (edited)

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If you’ve tuned into this channel for any amount of time, or if you’re new to it, I’d like to give you a brief mythology behind the name. I birth-hazed this baby with the name RageWin specifically in reference to the rage that you and I expect to win against my chosen foes. Unfortunately, I’m sorry to tell you that Rage doesn’t always win. In fact, Rage took a bit of a loss this week, when my video was taken down by YouTube’s latest evil corporate algorithm. If you’re a YouTube creator this should be old news to you. At first it only seemed like they were going to demonetize controversial content, to appease their advertisers. And that was a shitty decision on their part. I don’t support it. But at least it can be justified. There’s nothing strictly unethical about pulling ads from anything. But what YouTube is doing now, actually removing people’s hard work, censoring it directly, is next level horseshit. It has to be fought. These creators know they’re not going to make money off of their work. They do it because they’re bored and they’re angry and they want to be heard. If you don’t want to give them money, fine, but to fucking ban them outright for talking about real issues, making funny jokes--they’re not coming back from this. We need to build another platform and get enough people on it, so that we can get a shitton of their views.

Creators like myself already know they’re not bringing home bacon from YouTube. I don’t need the Constitution to know that these people are fucking with free speech. Twitter and Facebook are doing the same thing at the same time.

No government ever gave you the ability to say what you want. That is an innate human right. Fucking use it, before it’s taken from you.

Now, my video was taken down, but luckily, a current version still exists on my channel, one I uploaded previously. It is an unfinished version, but it’s there. For how long we’ll have to see. The video (

) addresses young activist David Hogg, the little anal bead on CNN who pissed off gun nuts and made people like me who don’t give a shit about guns more inclined to buy one.

But I’d much rather you watch it on DTube, where I actually have a chance of raking in some curb pennies. There’s really not much to DTube other than this. It’s run on crypto and they let you say whatever the fuck you want. As a comedian, I only heard the “say whatever the fuck you want” part and jumped the gun. I know nothing about crypto and its stability except that people can make money off it. And already I’ve started to gain followers at a much faster rate than I am on YouTube. This is the closest competition I can find. If you know of any other up-and-coming video-sharing platforms that can possibly compete, let me know in the comments.

But sometimes, we can’t always rely on the free market to adapt. It can grow stagnant due to monopolies, and that’s where government is supposed to step in. It’s like Google and Facebook are such giants that people don’t know anything else, and if we don’t act quickly, they just might adapt to them. And even after Grandma’s long passed away, and you don’t see her green dot anymore on Facebook, this fearful new generation is always going to act like she’s still here, watching every political news piece they share with their friends, glaring with disapproval.

No, these tools should not be allowed to deplatform for their own political aims.

And the libertarians will go “Duh, Jake, that’s like saying you gotta serve wedding cakes to queers. Heh. Fucking socialist faggot.”

Yeah, you do have to. Fuck you. Unless that gay person is sucking his hubbie’s dick in the store in front of children, you have no right to deny them any service. What does being gay or being an atheist, or hating David Hogg, have anything to do with the service? Nothing. Take their money and shut up. Nobody loses. The business makes the same amount of money off the gay cake that they would off of a straight cake, and the gay guys have a fucking cake. LET THEM EAT CAKE, and if you don’t like it, suck a dick. The free market isn’t always the answer. Sometimes legal precedent is more important. We made anti-discrimination laws so we do not repeat the mistakes of the past with segregation. YouTube, in comparison, created a monetization system that was not decided by them, but by the viewers. Now it’s decided by bots, and private companies who all want to collect your data and trade it to each other like fucking Pokemon cards.

You are directly interfering in my business with the viewers, YouTube. That is what your system was built on. Fuck you. I do this for the lulz, but you can’t let people have contrary opinions on the internet? Fuck you. It may be a private company, but it’s also a public place where people can discuss whatever they want. Nobody’s getting hurt. Nobody’s doing anything illegal. Do not let them deny me the use of a free service. YouTube is a free tool. It’d be like denying people the use of a gas pump, or a hand dryer, or a water fountain, for the same reasons.

So, I think they should treated as such by the law. But since we don’t have the law on our side in this country, we have one remaining option. We can take the law into our own hands. I propose a boycott of YouTube, Facebook and Twitter. #BoycottYoutube #DeleteFacebook #BanTwitter. But it’s hard to unite people for some shit like that, because fat fucks in trailers can’t live without their cat videos.

See, when you’re put in my situation, of having my hard work tampered with by outside forces, and hidden from view, you don’t have a lot of room for recourse. There are only a couple things you can do. You can cry victim, and demand justice for yourself without actually doing anything. And nothing would be easier at this time. Case in point; a comedian named Owen Benjamin was convicted by Twitter of the exact same hate crime I was convicted of by Facebook and YouTube. Poking fun of a precious “survivor” of a mass shooting. In fact, the same kid David Hoggwart that gave us all rage-induced headaches on CNN for a few days. He ridiculed him just as I did, and got in trouble. The only difference is, my jokes were better. His were total shit, like something a 12 year-old on XBOX would say.

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And then when Twitter cut the cord on his account, Owen comes out all puppy-dog eyes like his mom took away the XBOX controllers. “Both Twitter accounts were suspended and now my ability to make an income has been revoked.” Owen, aren’t you a comedian? Why don’t you, I dunno, do some fucking comedy, you hack? If Twitter is your primary source of income, you’re a fucking idiot. Did you invest your kid’s college fund in Bitcoin, you fucking out of shape lumberjack? And then he goes on about his pregnant wife and two year-old kid. I know, right? I wonder why this guy is so strapped for cash. Go audition for the next Brawny paper towel man, OK? I don’t know what to tell you. Still, he’s right when he says “You will be next. Fight it now.”

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This is how language policing begins. On social media, with E-list celebrities. Now imagine a whole generation being fed this shit through a feeder like oats to a goat. And I think there will always be a certain segment of the population will be rightfully pissed, but they can’t change anything because they’re the minority. I think stupid people are vastly outpopulating the smart people in the world today. When you only have a 70-30 ratio of dumb to smart people (and I’m being very generous with a 70-30), and that hits exponential growth, plus pro-life assholes and religious extremists, you are in a world of stupid.

Pretty soon we’re gonna have hippies who call themselves conservatives. That’s the last fucking thing I need in my life, a cross contamination. “Yeah, man, you can smoke weed. You can play rap music. But you better stand for the national anthem!” “Da fuq you say, faggot?” Then blast him with my fully legal AR-15, as I’m performing abortions in my garage. I don’t recognize any government.

But you don’t have to play victim. You can choose Option B: adaptation. Acclimate to the challenge, rise to the occasion. Make your voices louder. Make those off-color jokes, and insult people on a public forum. I’d rather have somebody tell me outright “You’re a fucking dumbass piece of shit and you’ll die alone” then have them roll their eyes and be like “Mmhmm. Yeah, OK. Would you like some fries with that?” We’re a bunch of sissies now. That’s how they intend to win, with their holocaust of thought. If you want real talk, get fucking real. Get into your shelters, load your weapons, and let’s plan a surprise attack on the machines that have dictated what we can and can’t say.

I believe one of the last great things about America is that we're going to be the frontier of free speech. And especially hate speech. Don't forget, hate speech is just an extreme form of free speech. This country was founded on hatred. Hatred of the rich, the monarchy, Natives, blacks and women. And we should be grateful that everyone is now allowed to hate whoever they want, for any reason. Race, religion, political affiliation, hair color, genitalia, genitalia size, sexual preference, and brand loyalty. Most Americans value that freedom of hatred. They may not admit it, but oh, they can't get enough of it. You can't assault people. You can't hurt them directly. But you can sure as hell hate them until your black heart stops. And the hate never stops.

And the best part is when the chaos breaks out. A show-stopping spectacle every two weeks or so on CNN, with people dying? Holy shit, how great is that? Let's get a closer look.

I'm in favor of cameras in schools just so we can get more footage on these shootings. On the air with live commentary. "Oooh, looks like little Timmy took a nasty spill. I knew he should've turned that corner instead of standing petrified like he saw his grandmother taking a shit. Straight through the spinal cord. Let's get an instant replay."

If you care, change the laws. And I'm interested. I want billionaires to pay back what they stole from the people. Every last fucking penny. I would vote to prevent the next Dylan Roof from getting a hold of a death machine. I want to see the left regain some of their ability to have nuanced policy positions, instead of this disgusting campus-sponsored cult mentality that keeps grown adults doing fucking homework, like CHILDREN. You want to make the world a better place, but you're buried six feet deep in debt. What are you gonna do?

Capitalism has all the tools to distort society however it wants, whenever it wants. And the media will never run out of things to distract you from the real issues. Mark Zuckerberg is telling the God’s honest truth to Congress. When we come back, a shocking expose on a killer who locked kids in the basement, and dressed up in a fox costume? Plus, a phone that alerts you when your children are in any awkward social situations. Then swoops them up, brings them home from school and emails a complaint to the faculty. Drones, can they go too far?

And the sane people watching this garbage are going to continue calling it out.

I don’t give a fuck what you are politically, this is a major issue. It goes beyond social justice warriors. The United States is widely known as one of the last bastions of almost total freedom of speech, among the civilized societies. Yeah, first world problems, right? Well, guess what, if we don’t solve some of these first world problems, we run the risk of becoming third world. Do you want that?

I’m just saying, if we are not willing to organize and #BoycottYoutube, then the least we can do is raise our voices, and move our business elsewhere. I can’t tell you how many times in my life I’ve been told to shut the fuck up by all kinds of people, authority figures and peers alike. And I’m proud to say that not once have I done so. If you disagree with me, do not shut the fuck up. Unless you’re at one of my shows, then shut the fuck up. And if you’re calling for others to be silenced, then shut the fuck up, and kill yourself.

But I cannot be silenced. Can’t stop, won’t stop. The Rage Army will march on, more than this channel. We will say whatever the fuck we want. Kike hanging nigger lynchin’ cracker smacking faggot jumpin’-jack off in a spic’s ass pussy grabbing ball busting wallopolooza. And hail Satan. And if you do not stand with us, against this nonsense, this fucking nanny state the tech companies are seeking to build, then you deserve to be gagged with duck tape and locked in a broom closet, and frankly, you can go fuck yourself because the rage will win again, and again, and again, and again! BITCH!

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