Zoe Saldana is so friggin hot. Those little, vertical smile crinkles bookending her spectacular lips effortlessly contradict the seriousness of most of her roles and tell you what an optimistic and enthusiastic person she is. They're so sexy. I want to bang her. Like... a lot. Over and over again. Nawmean? At least until I get tired of her. Let's face it: few if any women can hold my attention for longer than about three months.
Hear that, Zoe? Greatest sex of your life for three mo... a solid ten weeks. Come and get it, girl. Come and get it.
I wrote a short pornographic poem to express my completely genuine and totally not narcissistic, semi-obsessive desire:
I don't want your money, girl; I don't want your fame.
When you climax I just want to hear you say my name.