BlogHide Resteemsamirtheawesome1 (61)in hive-139293 • 4 years agoErrorErroramirtheawesome1 (61)in funny • 4 years agossssssssssssamirtheawesome1 (61)in comedy • 4 years agoA Mere Thought: In Defense of Dark JokesWarning This post will include examples of dark jokes so beware, This has been a topic that always been a part of my life as a wannabe comedian currently doing his best work to the man in the…amirtheawesome1 (61)in middleeast • 4 years agoA mere thought: The horrendous sin of being a woman in the Middle EastAs I am writing this I find myself thinking about a quote from the sitcom "How I Met Your Mother", a quote that states "Nothing good happens after 2:00 a.m.,". I find it funny, not funny "haha", as…amirtheawesome1 (61)in buttcoinsforpresident • 5 years agoBack on Friday.Hello to all of you unblurry Japanese porn fanatics out there. Just wanted to share that I will be back on Friday with the final (Finally) world war 2 post. Followed by a brand new series about…amirtheawesome1 (61)in comedyopenmic • 5 years agoWhat lies beneath..... a woman's blouse - Comedy Open Mic 47Whats uuuuuup Steemers, steemiters? Steemains? What's up fuckers, Amir is here with the biggest bombshell this site has ever seen. You see my name is pronounced ass Ameer with double. I know, I am…amirtheawesome1 (61)in bla • 5 years agoIs this site worth coming back to now?I kinda miss it here and I kinda don't, y'knowamirtheawesome1 (61)in comedyopenmic • 5 years agoUnless you mindvalley"You gotta be it to become it" There, now pay me 17$ a month for my masterclass.amirtheawesome1 (61)in comedyopenmic • 5 years agoTo each their own, unlessEveryone: No country has the right to get involved in another country's business USA:amirtheawesome1 (61)in myimperfectparagon • 5 years agoMy Imperfect Paragon 1 - How I Became The ClownIn continuation of my inability to start I post I must apologize and get right into it because I just spent 15 minutes staring at my phone. On the 27th of April 2018 I played my last match of a…amirtheawesome1 (61)in comedyopenmic • 5 years agoOf course it will, honey."Steem is going to skyrocket soon" Image sourceamirtheawesome1 (61)in comedyopenmic • 5 years agoAmir TantrumHey everyone I am generally angry person with attitude. So here is a list of things pissing me off. Coca Cola And Pepsi So usually I walk into supermarkets and I grap a can of Pepsi or Coca…resteemedknozaki2015 (79)in travel • 5 years agoI travel the world #784: Meeting the @roelandp in Amsterdam - Your Chance for a free @steemfest Ticket !!!Steemfest On a short trip to Amsterdam this week I pinged up @roelandp the organizer of @steemfest and he visited me for a coffee at the Marriott Hotel M Club Lounge We spoke a…amirtheawesome1 (61)in comedyopenmic • 5 years agoVaccinated (Pop Song of The Summer Part 6)It has been a while since we have done one of these but summer is back and so is out contenders for pop song of the year starring some of the most famous artists (Psst, might be helpful if you…amirtheawesome1 (61)in comedyopenmic • 5 years agoWorld War 2 (With side forgotten quotes) Part 2“Za phaaaaantooom of ze opera is there” - Adolf Hitler “No, don’t put me in the freezer” - Captain America “There are those who say my head looks like my balls, those people are both right…amirtheawesome1 (61)in comedyopenmic • 5 years agoWorld War II Prequel - The rise of Hitler (Part 3) AKA Hitler’s highway and prosecution of Jewish peopleLet’s keep it going from the last part . There is no doubt that Adolf Hitler is a natural mastermind. But a lot of the credit to his success and popularity goes to the doctor of philosophy in…amirtheawesome1 (61)in comedyopenmic • 5 years agoWorld War II Prequel - The rise of Hitler (Part 2)Picking up from we left off Many support democracy, few support dictatorships. Thousands of articles online discussing the switches between one another, how does a country go from the ruling of…amirtheawesome1 (61)in comedyopenmic • 5 years agoThe Great History of MasturbationHi kids, do you like tits? Obviously the answer is yes, but I am here for something far more important; I am here to share what makes is so grateful for them. Or more precisely, why should we be…amirtheawesome1 (61)in comedyopenmic • 5 years agoGive me a week...Can you go to Sunday’s church on a Wednesday? I hear someone asking “what kind of a stupid ass question is that?” Well, put on your furry suit and bear with me here. In 18th life was beautifu…amirtheawesome1 (61)in comedyopenmic • 5 years agoWorld War II Prequel - The rise of HitlerAfter writing the first of a three-parter about world war II I figured it would be a good to go back a little in time to get to know the cute little fella who started the war The man who…