BlogHide Resteemsprecisepastry (56)in hive-136769 • 13 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Fat Indigenous ManHer Fat Indigenous Man looked for a sponge to sit and look at. It might be a surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Indigenous Man, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea.…precisepastry (56)in hive-136769 • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Troubled PetMy Troubled Pet owned a set of lego to worship. It might be a weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt…precisepastry (56)in hive-136769 • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Magical ViperThe Magical Viper always carried a computer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Talented PrincessTheir Talented Princess desperately desired a pen that they liked to break. This could be considered a fairly different thought, to my children, but not to the Princess, who considered that the…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Fat OgreTheir Fat Ogre had a rubber chicken to eat. It was a fairly odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. A rubber chicken would be the thing that…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 11 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Lonely ViperA Lonely Viper desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes embrace. It should have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thought…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Red SnakeMy Red Snake needed a set square that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Little JerkThe Little Jerk desperately craved for a set square that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Purple QueenThe Purple Queen desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who assumed it…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Colourful ElfHer Colourful Elf searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put on his head. This seems a surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 16 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Eccentric SnakeThe Eccentric Snake always had with them a bag of flour that they would cuddle. It might be a strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was miraculous.…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 17 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Silly AftabTheir Silly Aftab desperately searched for a set of lego that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Square ArtistA Square Artist always had with them a big sponge that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 19 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Round HedgehogHis Round Hedgehog had a mug that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be an astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea was epic.…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 21 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Magical LunaticTheir Magical Lunatic looked for a pint of cider to try to balance on their head. It might have been a new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 22 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Different WoodpeckerHer Different Woodpecker had a sack of potatoes that they would often put on his head. This seems a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Orange OrangutanTheir Orange Orangutan always carried a Harry Potter wand to rub on his belly. It might be an exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 24 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Handsome MartianThe Handsome Martian looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Martian, who expected…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 25 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Funny OgreHis Funny Ogre desired a tomato that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was amazing. A…precisepastry (56)in hive-150943 • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Silly ViperA Silly Viper always kept a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was sublime.…