RE: A cease and desist order to Jesus after I saved a mother's son from prison

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A cease and desist order to Jesus after I saved a mother's son from prison

in barrycooper •  9 years ago 

So I warn you not to step out in front of a car, you do it, then you tell me to stop tossing people in front of cars. Have you read the Bible?

If you x, x, and x, I will give you a land ... milk and honey.
If you x, x, and x, you will fall victim to (choose) the prince of this world.

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Yes I read the Bible. I was a preacher for 6 years and had my own church. I could preach for at least one hour from any page of the Bible. The Bible says nothing about being thrown in front of cars.

Now I know why you used to be a preacher

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I want to find a serious muslim and ask them why they want 70 virgins who they have to teach all the tricks they already know to, rather than 1 extremely skilled partner who can show them things they never imagined. LOL.

I guess I'm evil or something. :)

hahahha. That is the exact statement my girlfriend and I were discussing last week. I prefer the hoe instead of the no hoe. lol.

That number is 72 - which is also, apparently, the number of names of god and a number with other numerological significance.

Heheh... I forgot it was 72.

And here, I thought the answer was "42"

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