The wheels have come off this party now - it's all about the laughs! Tell some jokes and help raise SBD for @blacklux to recover from hurricanes Irma and Maria. You could win prizes, too!
What a Fun Party!
There has been so much going on at the BLACKLUX Party! 1. Holiday music! - 2. Cookies! - 3. Appetizers and Hors d'Ouevres! - 4. Party Drinks! - 5. Making Holiday Cards! - 6. Reminiscing Old Holiday Memories! - 7. Christmas Carols! - and 8. A Poetry Slam. There's more fun ahead -and plenty of room for more folks! Feel free to invite people to the BLACKLUX Party!
There's been some great holiday spirit - @ecoinstant, @kalemandra, and @mariannewest have sent SBD gifts to @blacklux to help out with the hurricane recovery. And I've matched their gifts, 1 for 1, to double the impact.
Let me know when you send your gift to @blacklux -- and I'll match it, too. Up to 50 SBD for the whole BLACKLUX Party that goes through January 1! If you've been tracking the value of SBD, you know that is real money - and it's for a real person, who has real needs.
Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes!
Hurricanes Irma and Maria brought real challenges to Puerto Rico. But @blacklux's sense of humor survived those storms, for sure! She likes jokes! So this party is headed toward laughter with lots of jokes. Tell some jokes in the comments below and maybe you'll win a prize!
Any form of joke is fine -- pun, knock knock joke, or something else. You can ask @improv about jokes -- he's a professional comedian and runs a pun contest every week!
There are two categories for the jokes. I'll choose my favorite joke in each category for a 2 SBD prize. That's 4 SBD total. If you want your potential prize to go to @blacklux, let me know that in the comments, too.
What are the categories for the jokes? One is any joke related to the holiday season -- Christmas, New Years, winter, or whatever you think fits. The other is to make a joke inspired by this gif of Lemon Jr. -
You can make your own post with your joke, too. If you do that, let me know in the comments! I'll look at it and may resteem it for the party!
Why We're Having a BLACKLUX Party
It's the season for holiday parties. Steemit needs a party! And hurricanes Irma and Maria devastated Puerto Rico. Our friend, @blacklux, is living through the mess -- still! You can read more about the party in the BLACKLUX Party Post No. 1. I hope you stop by @blacklux's blog, too, with some holiday cheer and upvotes!
Q: Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?
A: Spruce Springsteen
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LOLZ
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hahahaha -- I like that one! :D
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Thank you!!!🤣
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What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
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I'd like to see that! LOL! : )
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I'd be running!!!
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Especially if it was one of the Big Cats, like a lion! Watch out! ; )
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Grrr!!! 🏃💨🦁🐯
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haha!
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What do you call an old snowman?
Water
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Hahahaha! That's a funny one! :D :D :D
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Santa Joke Number 17:
"Why did Santa Clause cross the road on Christmas eve night"?
"He didn't, he was up in the air".
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LOL! I don't even know what to say to that one -- Good One! :D :D The old chicken-across-the-road is a classic joke form!
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Boy it sure has been cold and snowy this year.
I was out walking and I saw kid making a snowman that looked like Dracula!
I told him "don't get frostbite!"
We have New Years coming up and I can honestly say that on New Years day, I will look back on 2017 like it was yesterday.
That's a cute lemon.
If you are one of those "if life gives you lemons"...people, you should try and find one of those "If life gives you vodka"...people and have a party.
:)
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LOL!
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hahaha -- That's a whole lot of fun and jokes! Thanks for coming to the party, @doctorcrypto! Enjoy a drink from the party bar! Here's to lots of laughter in 2018!
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LEMON JR!!
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How could we have a party and not include Lemon Jr? Such a blooming personality! And look at that smile! Here's to good times for Lemon Jr in 2018! :D
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He have like 40 grandkids already!!
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You will have a Lemon Forest! :D
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3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
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I laughed out loud at this one! I hope people don't leave the BLACKLUX Party in that condition, after drinking too much. But if they do, I hope they get a better taxi driver! ; )
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LOL
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What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.
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Awww, so sad for the little rebel! We all need a little Santa in our lives -- it's hope for the good things. Maybe the little kid will come to believe in Sasquatch and will have wonderment in his life again - although no Christmas gifts still! ; )
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Q: Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?
A: Because he was bald!
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That's a good riddle! So tricky! :D
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:)
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Wife and husband on veggie store
Wife: " Can I buy some Raw Peas"
Husband(carelessly): "Yeah, you can have them"
Wife(Angrily): " I am not asking for permission,instead I am asking if 1 kg are enough for you to peel them off or should I get more"
LOL
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I'm not sure I get this one, but I don't always get every joke. I do like peas, though, lol. ; )
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Its an Asian joke, so I won't blame you....
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I'm glad you added this joke, @xabi. It's interesting to see humor from the perspective of a different place!
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:)
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We got some good ones in the comments!
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No joke! ; )
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Really cute GIF of Lemon! This can make me smile, too! ;D
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That is a cute little lemon tree, isn't it? Maybe you will see a smiling lemon or lime tree in your area sometime! ; )
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Ha ha! That would be fun.... ;)
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Or maybe your other fruits will smile, too! ; )
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Yeah! I would love watermelon having the cute smile like this..... Watermelon is my nickname, Tangmo, in Thai.... And it's my most favorite fruit! ;D
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I'd like to see a watermelon with a smile like that. Maybe I should grow some watermelon in my garden this summer -- in honor of your nickname. That is a sweet nickname! I really like to eat watermelon. Are the watermelons you get more round or are they long? Are they red inside, or other colors? Yay for Tangmo, lol -- watermelon! :D
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Oh! It's really nice of you to grow the watermelon in honor of my nickname. I would love to grow watermelon someday, too!
I'm glad to hear that you also like to eat watermelon....
Here, the inside colors are red and yellow, but I love the red one most..... ;))
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I'll plant some red ones, for sure. They are my favorite, too! : )
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