Humor in the Court:
Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What school do
you go to?
A. Oral.
Q. How old are you?
A. Oral.
Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime.
For a first offense, that is.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
-- Mark Twain
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