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I wanted to talk shit about Canada so I Googled "Famous Canadians" so I could get a longer list than Nickleback and Justin Beiber. Damn, Keanu Reeves, William Shatner, Michael J fox, Ryan Gossling, Michael Buble', Tommy Chong....Ooooh, Micheal Cerra and the property brothers...Nope, fuck Canada.
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Don't forget Jim Carrey, Dan Akroyd, Mike Myers, Ryan Reynolds, most of these guys got there start in the pussy shaving business...
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Mmmmm. I'd totally buttfuck Ryan Reynolds foreign Canadian asshole with my red white and blue American penis. Who am I kidding, I'd be the bottom in that situation.
#totallynotgayforseriously #foreignrelations #Makegreenlanterngreatagain
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OMG,
PLEASE promise to not stop writing,
ever!
RESTEEMED
#teamCanada!
SO glad to lol (I figured out the contraction for that) several times to your post!!!
Cheers to you for the big ups 😀
I love parallel thoughts, you make me smile and laugh in an already ridiculous life, so glad you're here on Steemit @artwatch!
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It has been nice to go off on insane rambles in your comments. When I start a comment in your feed it feels like the most satisfying brain toot ever. Like I have been holding it in for a while and I finally get to release this burbling gassy insanity.❤️ I hope your feed can always stay a safe space where I can fart in peace.
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I was wondering why my feed smelled so delicious...
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Fart fetishes seem to be trending with my followers, you will get along well here.
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Kidding silly!
The feed doesn't have any smell!
Certainly no love or fetish for "Satan Wind," besides, everybody knows Canadians don't fart 🙂
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It's true folks, fun fact about Canadian's sphincters is that they can't produce any sounds or smells. The Harper government when it was in, passed the ANUS bill which required every Canadian citizen to cease and desist their gassy ways. It was believed to help prevent greenhouse gas emissions. We are heavily fined for farting in public here.
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I smell a new post!
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I knew you would appreciate my Canadain Pussy facts.
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I don't know what you are talking about.
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Не заборавите на своју пичку капу
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Did I say cunt hat by accident?
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Hah! I just knew the Canadian healthcare system was a big hairy scam.
(BTW are you up early or going to bed late?)
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I honestly have no idea what my schedule is at this point. I keep smoking weed that has been putting me to sleep when I don't want to sleep, and then I am back on a night shift because of it. It is 1am and I just finished a pot of coffee...Probably up now. Why?
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Just curious, because this was posted in one of those wee hours where almost no one is awake. I keep waking up earlier and earlier, which is a first for me. Although today after reading a few posts I went back to sleep.
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the enough with all these cats guy made me laugh.
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You found the best images to go with your Canadian facts. I was dying. I’m tempted to read this to a child so they spread this news to all the other children. 😆
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Haha do it.😂
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Yes, do it! 👍
You have 2 Canadians here backing you up.
😁😀
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I prefer a bald kitty personally haha
Don't you forget your pussy hat hahahahaha omg is this for reals? lol I know I know it's not but how I wish this was lol I have some Canadian friends I'd love to tease
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Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.
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Canadian tradition is historical....
Amazing content my friend @artwatch ! I enjoyed
your content. Keep up the good work! It's
always nice to see good content here on Steemit
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Thank you - glad you liked it.
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There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.
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Nice photos. they deserve an award. It is very nice. great work
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I upvoted your contribution because to my mind your post is at least 14 SBD worth and should receive 34 votes. It's now up to the lovely Steemit community to make this come true.
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I like/love the Sphynx... They look so pretty.....Even your cat looks so beautiful .
I have heard that there is a Canadian Cat Association in Canada are you associated with the association?
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Just the cat shaving associations.
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That's Cool Man...Keep up the good work going....
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HAHAHA!!! I haven't laughed that hard in long time eh'. Thanks so much for sharing.
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great article,,
cats are so cute and also useful creature on earth..
i also have a pet ,,,name "mini"...
so cute it...
Canadians are proving it by showing....
Thanks for sharing...
go ahead,,,
@upvoted
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WOW... way to copy and paste a comment.... You do realize just a few comments above this is the comment you copied right? Anyways flagged for a dick move in my comments.
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