Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself!
Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Kapoww!
And just like that the world keeps spinning. Thanks Chuck Norris.

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