What the fuck? It's free money, get your shit together!

in comedy •  7 years ago 

Man, a contest run to show appreciation for the comedic section of Steemit by @artwatch, the newb, the brit, the texastwins, maybe the Brit is Australian, Tony?

Anyways, it's 35sbd it's and just sitting on a window sill, just waiting for you to pounce. It's a tuna pie and your a cat in this analogy.

Forgive my frankness but shouldn't the whales be here waving wands of glory on the community creations.

Before we all separate into communities and ruin the unordered beauty in the brand, beta testing ever changing ecosystem of social content, a facet of never ending need and greed, a magical society of whales and dolphins and I, made better by its random slices of society, spiderwebbed around the globe.

I mean, 5sbd might hit 100 dollars this year. And you could win that tonight by naming three comics, that aren't over 65 rep, but if you want to give faves over 65 a shoutout that's cool too. Tell you what, give me some good ideas in the comments here, and I'll just mosey over there and enter them.

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Hope your having a great weekend, finally got a day off so the bear and I went swimming.

So as I was saying, don't waste your time with empty comments, it besmirches the premise, the ideal idea that you'll be a honest to goodness human, not just a greedy copy pasta senseless murmurs.

Well, that's all I have to say about that.

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Bring me a young Andy Rooney. He must have reincarnated by now.

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Fuck that shit... I have heard this guys poetry time and time again. You'd win big for bringing me virgin poetry! I demand to see!

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lame...

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Boo urns! I'd fucking love to see you appreciate yourself.

Not jerkoff, just what you say about yourself.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

If you keep voting it depletes itself. Take a 3 day break from voting on anything and find out what it is worth then.

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Once you get 500SP you can adjust your vote's weight -At 500SP the site gives you a little slider bar, so you can choose at what % your vote is. If you lower the % given your votes last a little longer and you don't get depleted so fast.
https://steemnow.com/@beograd
This site tells me you are still at a 0.00 voting level and to be honest you probably wont see your vote change until your account is worth a couple hundred. I remember being so pleased that I was able to give out my first 1 whole cent when I was a smaller reputation.

It takes a lot of grinding, but you'll get there in a few months. I mean you technically just got here.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Powerful @bleedpoet!
Favorite comics are definitely @themadgoat, @themadgoat, and, hmmmm... @themadgoat.
I'd name others but gotta run.

Been hearing good things about this goat fellow, a little mad they say.

I would offer just enough mad, like the rest of us...
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Glad we're coming together...
Please add @beograd to my list.
Feel free to knock off one of my three previous nomination entries (your choice!) and please keep the remaining two 🙂

All the best people are mad. But you'll have to search harder, goat boy and Beograd already got covered.

All right, You convinced me. I'll support this contest and will pick 3 funny new steemians!

Will do it, please give me sometime! What's the deadline?

Cool. You have tell post payout. You should paint him either way haha😘😆

Hallelujah did I hear somebody say comedy poetry @artwatch? 😍😍😍😍 wow what can I say, the whales have their bogus shares why cant we just go for this

Every day this week I have a contest of value of 5sbd. Who ever makes a valid entry gets a part of the post payout too. Check out #comedymeetart

Wow and nobody ever told me? I will check it out and participate

Would love to see you and @bleedpoet throw down for my funny ho-down.

Recently, I donated - or that was the intent- 45 Steem for an art contest sponsored by a Steem.it artist.
One contestant.

And a handful of crickets.

It was just odd.

It is a problem I know well. I have done a lot of contests now and if you aren't shilling the contest kinda spammy like, wherever you go, than your probably not gonna see anybody enter. I am a terrible salesman, in that I hate to be one...so I am just left with @bleedpoets entries but that is ok. Cause if he wins at least I know it will be going to planting trees in Peru via @intrepidsurfer

Its free money, all you have to do is try a little.

5 SBD hitting a good hundred this year you say? I’ll be a comedian, a priest, a nun a school bus driver for that!!!! But honestly I see it hitting $20 during the summer!

5 times $20 is a hundred dear. 😊 Maybe don't quit your day job for clergy work😂

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I am funny a little)

Looking or smelling?

empty comment here.your show to apprecation of comedic section to steemit contest.this is a really good news friend.your fun time with a crazy dog.wow nice!this dog to see cute but mady.i am really enjoyed your post of funny.your creation quality very high skills level.good job dear.best wishes to you. @bleedpoet

You put effort into your comments, read through, and even take good advice, your posts are making more than they did before, it helps you are pretty, once you start showing the world around you as well, I think you may have a very successful blog. Your own photos, not stock photography. And Zema isn't crazy, just affectionate.

thank u for your good comment. i appreciate your good thought.dear friend.. @bleedpoet

Nice writing sir one of my best today

Hopefully you'll do better tomorrow

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