The King Kong vs. Godzilla effect (satire)

in comedy •  5 years ago 

What the elites don't want you to know is that having both ebola and coronavirus at the same time causes them to cancel out. It's called the "King Kong vs. Godzilla Effect," and literally makes you immune to both viruses for the rest of your life.

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President Trump has been subtly releasing this information via code. On January 10th, when he said, "So now we have South Korea, we just finished the big one...we are signing a monster, a big beautiful monster," he was referring to South Korea creating a "kaiju," ie "coronavirus" in a lab. It really is beautiful in its lethal effectiveness.

At the same rally, he declared, "I saved a big war," referring to how he himself is preparing to undergo the Ebola vs. Coronavirus treatment. He also stated, "Hunter, where is Hunter, where the hell are you, Hunter?", revealing that the "big beautiful monster" will require a Hunter, ie, Ebola, in order for the two to be defeated together.

And, of course, as far back as 2014, Trump hinted at this cure, when he urged President Obama to "personally embrace all people in the US who contract ebola" in a vain attempt to show mercy to the enemy of the people.

Follow the breadcrumbs, people. Where we go one, we go all. The storm is coming. Get Ebola and coronavirus to become immune to the Deep State's weaponized biotech. Trust the plan.

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