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7 years ago by alheath (51)
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I'm black and know Whoopi Goldberg (just kidding). I like your post, guess it's time to step up to the plate. Challenege accepted! lol
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Aww, I was hoping for an autograph...
Thank you and good luck! I'm sure you can do it.
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Sweet. Can't wait to see what you come up with.
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looking forward to seeing your COM round8 entry @idenkcall :D
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I laughed a little :D
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Thank you! I'm glad you did.
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I assumed this post would be shorter...
Good stuff @alheath. Thank you for the laughs.
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I did my best. They do say that less is more.
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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Mild and enjoyable. Thank you for your entry
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Thank you!
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I enjoyed that. Well written. Thanks for sharing
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Thank you!
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Not good at humor, but thank you for thinking of me.
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No worries. I can nominate someone else, if you would prefer?
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You should have asked him, "Do you know my boss, since you're both in the same business. You know, the business of being an inconsiderate, clueless, obnoxious a**hole." LOL
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Aww, but I like my boss!
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You are very fortunate, many people do not have the same opinion. :)
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I'm short of words right now😂. I'm friends with some elves, I really hope this won't affect our new friendship.
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As long as you don't run short of breath, you should be fine. I hope your friendship continues to grow over time.
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People like you are in short supply 😁
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Haha! Oh, the puns. What was going through his head to just keep going with the line of thought and making it worse? Probably nothing, lol.
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I have no idea. Part of me would love to know. The other part lives in blissful ignorance.
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This was really well done, honey! I'm glad I nominated you. ;-)
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Thank you! I appreciate your nomination. I've written funny Facebook posts before, but this is my first time writing comedy for a competition.
Maybe I'll do it again...
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your writing is petite and melodic, gives a thumbnail into your thinking, and there is a scant supply of descriptive talent like yours in comedy land.
👍👍& half - have seen many regular COM entries that dwarf in comparison to your giant performance in this 1st attempt, looking forward to seeing your 2nd entry @alheath!
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Thank you! As long as I don't start getting too big for my boots.
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Such a great piece! I read through the comments and good to see so many puns have already been added... I just want to say I agree with most here... we want more! More is more!
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Thank you for your help in editing it! I'll have a think and see what else I can come up with.
What have I let myself in for?
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