Sometime just for fun I like to race the toilet seat.
Here's how you can play along at home:
- get soft close toilet seat
- open toilet seat
- let toilet seat begin to close
- finish peeing before the seat comes down and you wet everything.
So far I've ruined 2 vacuum cleaners due to the "boss level"
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Maybe thats why public restrooms always got the seats wet. We got frequent racing going on all over the world
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I, on the contrary, are very focused on the toilet seat, haha
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don't focus too much. other wonderful things happen also.
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You should start tournaments of this game, kinda like steem monsters.
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Brilliant!
Finally a contest men and woman can compete in equally.
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hahaa everyone gets a trophy!
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I in my house urinate sitting ;)
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that's just challenge mode.
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This seems like the sequel to changing a diaper before your baby's desire to spontaneously urinate is stimulated by the sudden entry of fresh air around his nethers.
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I'm the same...
air stimulating my nethers... hence my constant request for a blow.
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just to be clear. not from you
I mean from random women.
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I play this game all the time, sometimes I maneuver peeing trajectory, pause, bounce pee off the wall etc. Good stuff
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that's a very slow closing toilet
I suspect cheating
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I just pee really fast. I think its a super power.
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You must do a lot of keegles
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