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That’s so funny because my friends’ nickname for me is actually “Orally Administered GABA-ergic Hypnotic.”
Know what I mean?
Ya know...because I put them to sleep.
Like, I am an ambien.
Get it? Get it?
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hahahahahhahahhahahahahahah........................
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