My brother is a really funny dude. And if you're in the comedyopenmic community you probably know @belemo who posts his horrible thoughts of what sexuality should look like. But this is a Halloween post, so I'm not going to make this post about him. But it's about him really. He made his brother attempt to kill himself, which in my country is a crime. Give me a chance to expand your thoughts on this topic.
I'm the good kid in my family, I'm talking goody two shoes good guy. If my life was a cartoon character I'd be this guy down here.

Now that's not a problem but my elder brother is this dude over here.

What a role model, not. I didn't know this as an eight year old kid but I found out now that I worshipped the ground this ass hole walked on, I always tried to be him instead of being the good kid I was born to be, I mean I'd later grow up to be sad and depressed but why not enjoy childhood while it lasted than try to be that eleven year old tissue paper.(see what I did there...he was an ass hole now he is a tissue paper).

On this particular day while my elder brother was out without me ofcourse. (Always leaving me home alone 😡). I had to search everywhere to find him. And there he was playing with the girls next door.

I wanted in. He never would teach how to do that. (I always felt he was supposed teach me how to be cool with chicks). So there he was talking and going about his shit, then I tried to blend in. Talk the talk and walk the walk just like my brother.

Oh and there is a hug part of this story that rest on the fact that I usually take my brother's thought one step further hence I got the name over do. Like my brother would eat one plate of rice, I'd eat a plate and a half, he'd a bicycle I'd learn to drive, he'd go to a competition and get elemenated at the state level, I'd reach national so you can understand that when he had a rope round his neck while trying to get attention from those chicks at the backyard that I'd take it one step further. So my brother is playfully putting the rope round his neck and removing it, I wrapped it round my neck, formed a nut and started twisting the rope as I turned around in circles, so my feet left the floor. My brother was still telling those chicks what if I killed myself, they'd reply oh no I'd kill myself too.

Then they heard me choking, I'll describe this in medically, the rope pressed against my windpipe so air couldn't pass properly. My ass hole sibling turns around and to his suprise was his beloved younger brother was struggling to breathe. The lack of made my lips turn blue, I couldn't scream for help. My brother sprung to my rescue and lifted me by my thighs, I was still choking so second help came from one of the buff females the perverse brother was talking to. With the space to breath I said to them, just leave me to hang and die, I swear I can see the light.

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On this dry post I nominate @belemo and @bhoa

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