Hello, fellow Steemers! It is time for another "win that 5 SBD contest"!
Maybe the question we should be asking is: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
That famous funny question inspired me to post a contest that lets you win easily 5 SBD! Yes, you read that right! You win 5 SBD by writing a funny answer as comment to that question of Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Great, so what are the rules?
- Upvote and resteem this post first. I need to have the free publicity.
- Write a funny answer as comment to that question of "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" and have it judged by me. Anything goes as long as its funny.
- Only one entry per Steem username account to be fair.
- The entry that I choose as the funniest by the time of this post's payout will win 5 SBD.
- Entries without following the 4 rules will not be eligible to win.
- Please read the rules well before submitting your entry! No more upvotes by bots this time to be fair to others as I'll be the one to judge!
5 SBD means really it's worth about 30 USD or more in today's current prices! Great! So what are you waiting for? Post your entry in the comments below now!
the chicken came first according to the bible. this is not funny answer but its nothing but a truth. Happy 2018 :D
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I agree. The thought that comes to mind is how will the egg hatch when there's no chicken laying on it?
So for me, and though you mentioned it also, it's may not be categorized as funny, I believe this comment from @hiroyamagishi answers it best.
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i was going to write same thing cheers :)
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Also according to the CORAN
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Happy New Year to you too, buddy.
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I think the first who came in is the Chicken because they arrived in alphabetical order. So the next one is Dog and then the Egg! lol
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hahahaa
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Wow...such a funny contest by @darthnava
This is my entry...
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken, no, the egg, no, the chicken, no, the egg. It's enough to make your head spin right off your neck. We've all been through the logic; most of us end up at the same place. As Luna Lovegood, the dreamy yet dotty witch from Harry Potter put it when asked the riddle, "A circle has no beginning." And indeed, attempting to identify the first case of a circular cause and consequence is an exercise in utter futility. For those who don't have a pat story involving a divine being who spits out perfectly formed species, it's a no-win situation.
Basically, many, many moons ago there was a chicken-like bird. It was genetically close to a chicken but wasn't a full-blown chicken yet. The video calls it a proto-chicken. So proto-hen laid an egg, and proto-rooster fertilized it. But when the genes from ma and pa almost-chicken fused, they combined in a new way, creating a mutation that accidentally made the baby different from its parents. Although it would take millennia for the difference to be noticed, that egg was different enough to become the official progenitor of a new species, now known as... the chicken! So in a nutshell (or an eggshell, if you like), two birds that weren't really chickens created a chicken egg, and hence, we have an answer: The egg came first, and then it hatched a chicken.
Thanks...
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You can defend me well in law court...I can see
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I was going to enter, but I can't top that. Lol
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The egg came first, while the chicken was trying to "crack a joke"
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The Chicken, coz she is the mother of all eggs 😂😂😂
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Don’t tell me the egg was created first? Ofcourse the chicken. Who will feed the egg if he was created first, after creation they went on their way to eat worms hahha
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On the 5th day of the creation of the earth:
CREATOR: Let the sky be filled with fowls and let them multiply.
CREATIVE ASSISTANT: Uhmm, excuse me Almighty Creator. How are the fowls going to multiply?
CREATOR: Ahhh, they will lay eggs.
CREATIVE ASSISTANT: Why not start with the eggs first?
CREATOR: My dear Creative Assistant, I'm on a tight schedule here. I only have 6 days to fill the earth with my creations. Eggs, especially chicken eggs, take 21 days to hatch and make a chicken. Besides, I don't want to sit on them for 21 days to hatch. Like I said, I'm on a tight schedule.
And so that's where the answer lies. 🤣😂😁😎😋
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Sounds pretty plausible 🤣
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The egg came first, because the egg is for breakfast, while the chicken is for supper. ^,..,^
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wee d nga? haha
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The Chicken first came...
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Your challenge was added to Steemit Contest Compilation (08.01-14.01): Win free SBD and STEEM for current week.
Thank you @darthnava for giving Steemians (especially minnows) a chance to get free SBD.
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I went to a restaurant and ordered a chicken which the waiter brought promptly. Then I went to school for my test. In the test that I gave after eating the chicken I got this egg (See pic attached)
Thus for me the chicken came before the egg :)
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Wahahahahahaha
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Hahahahha... omg that's soo soo funny. Sorry for the egg though.
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I think the cock came first 🐓😁
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well i could say the egg came first but it was supposed to hatch into a dinosaur but G0d said NO! and mutilated the egg so it came out being half chicken and half dinoseur. the next time the chicken/dinoseur layed it's egg, God said NO! again and mutilated the egg so this time it came out as a full chicken.
Ha Ha Ha
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The omelet in my pan came first ;)
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You can try just get a chicken and egg just try to let it go the chicken will just walk while the egg will roll so the answer will be egg. Lol
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In a race, I'd imagine it'll be hard for the egg to run so the chicken came first.
PS: You didn't specify where they came first
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Chicken first coz as for many chicken first 😂 and chicken can have eggs inside when God make them eggs cannot have full grown chicken inside and it will get rotten or mabubugok ang itlog if theres no chicken to sit on it, 😁
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Chicken came first in creation "God created animals...it never say eggs
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The chicken and the egg came at the same time. It wasn't easy, building a loving and communicative relationship is hard work. There were fowl words exchanged at times, but they managed. I can only hope that we all one day are able to experience simultaneous eggasm with a partner we love and respect <3
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OK, you said "anything goes" so...
The chicken came first. Eggs have no sex organs, they can't.
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egg comes first because that’s what my egg cell tells me to answer LOL
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The first is "money". if there is no money, how would we buy eggs and chickens?
Regard,
@enzasteem
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My answer to your question is EGG comes first.why?
In the beginning, we know that the earth is round so is the EGG! HAHAH
That's it! Thank you
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chicken first, in some words always like this. chicken's egg (chicken first), chicken's body (also chicken first), chicken's head, chicken's wings, chicken's leg. (all chicken first), say no more, chicken first.
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Definitely the egg. Here is the proof in few seconds.
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Obviously, the ch...oh, sorry,
that never happens,
first time, really,
I guess I was just too excited..
So sorry, sorry.
I did, I came first.
Real answer, since there are some that don't get it, the egg:
A worm egg,
a fish egg,
an amphibian egg,
a proto-lizard/dinosaur egg,
a dinosaur egg,
bird egg,
chicken egg --> chicken.
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What did you expect? The egg came first because it sneaked into Usain Bolt's pocket while the chicken was kicking and cursing.
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"The Egg" said an atheist.
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The egg came first as I ate it for breakfast. I ate the chicken for dinner.
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The egg...that happen when mom sneack out from bed to the house of the
neighbour at midnight.
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Wait..... I just think about that cock who fuck that chicken for her next generation.... ??
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let me guess..."egg"first came..why?
because it is cheaper than the chicken, I bought eggs everyday at the sarisari store nearby, I bet you can't buy chicken at the sarisari store,...hahaha just for fun!
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Asking my sister, Mia:
Me: Mia who came first chicken or egg?
Mia: Cock
This is so funny but not so funny 😂😂
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"The cock came first..." Ha-ha, I know what she meant.
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Considering chicken has 7 letters and the egg had 3, the egg came first
7 can't just come before 3. It's not done. We shouldn't even be arguing about this😤😤😤.
I'm pissed and I'm out.
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😂
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Egg first..the chicken comes from eggs untill it grows become hen and rooster.@darthnava
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CHICKEN came first because I have proof from the ever knowing google.com. Google says chickens are related to dinosaurs. See the link here for details. And besides, eggs won't survive without the warmth of the hen's body or a modern day incubator, thus, it's really the chicken that came first.
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?. I think both because the chicken came from egg and the egg came from chicken.lol.
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The chicken came first according to the bible , the egg only came after the chicken cracked a joke
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Of course before the chickens.
Parents always have bigger than children.
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they all come out of the coop :D :D
@darthnava
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This question is something like who came first mom or kids? hehe lol Answer is pretty simple! Hen came first and then laid eggs. 😊😊😊
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None of them maybe dinosaurs evoluted to chickens... [ :-D)
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its verry funny
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yup i agree, its funny!
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That is why animals are better off than us.The fact that we are humans does not mean we can know everything on planet earth.We,-humans want to play God but the truth is certain things are to be left alone.Which came first is of no importance because we have not stop the eating of chicken nor egg.Chicken came first,egg came first absolute rubbish.
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a nasty dinosaur who crossed the road to harry potter .. and the chicken appeared :D
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Ahahahahah
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Hmmmm.. Let's see 🐣🐤🐥🐦🐔🐓 so🐣 🐓 Hmmmm uhhhhhh Umnm Maybe it's the chicken and the egg or the first chicken laid an egg and when it grew to a chicken the mother chicken died. 😱😰😰😩😩 so confusing!! @darthnava
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Which the di first Egg or Chicken?
Chicken First and then Egg. the explain logically,
"chicken can recognize eggs, but the eggs cannot recognize the chicken"
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Come close lemme tell you the real story how it happened.
The chicken and egg were created separately, it all happened when the egg was running from the rabbit 🐰, having no wear to hide, saw the big fat ass of the chicken 🐔 wide open in readiness to drop it's hot shit, so zoom the egg went into its ass.
That's my own story.
Am running 🏃 away. 😂 😂
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Interesting ! I do not know the answer. I think the answer lies in each of them.
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Hahaha okay, the question is "which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
It should be the chicken, because you said it first. If your question was "the egg or the chicken?" It should be the egg came first. lol
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hahaa i think some one make egg in a factory and then they born chiken from that world first egg and those egg was the father egg of all chikens
thats name @FATHER EGG.......... @darthnava
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Hold it to the Father of the egg. What was the genesis of the cock?
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Wahahahahahahaha
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the chicken came first @lordofturth
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egg
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The question that has been busy with human reason since the invention of the chicken
as a result eggs are useful @darthnava :))
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Lol!
This is funny..
The fowl came first.
Without the fowl their wouldn't have been eggs.
God created the fowl first, the fowl produced the egg.
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The egg came first, although it wasn't a chicken egg.
People seem to forget reptiles procreated through eggs, so it's not a matter who came first, the chicken or the egg, but who came first Trex or a chicken!
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Sir, I would like to say that make a contest for motivational thoughts and the price should be minimum 5 steem power.
I think He came first who thought about this question firstly. I don't know who he was chicken or egg... Lol...
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Good idea! But why not post one yourself? It is a good way to attract upvotes. You can afford to give that 5 steem now.
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I'll post but not now because I'll have to take a break of a month because of my study. My exams about to come.
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The egg came first, God created Adam as the first human being and he have eggs that time hahaha (since the question did only asked about EGG and not specified as chicken egg). Hahaha!
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Piste mao puy akong nahunahunaan unhan man ko nimu bai
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I would say the egg came first! Why? No idea! Maybe the chicken was too scared! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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The lamestream media wants you to think it was the egg...FAKE NEWS!!! Trust me, it was the chicken!
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The chicken came first, and that's why the chicken crossed the road - to get to the other side where the laying box was.
But, in all honesty - usually, it's neither the chicken or the egg that comes first when people start raising chickens. Usually, people go to their local Farm Store and purchase chicks. So, for many people the answer is "chicks" - which grow into "pullets" and then into "hens" (chickens), and then the eggs start appearing a few months later. :)
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Dinosaur came first
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ha ha ha lol 😂😂😂😂
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hahahahah, that's right also... I support you man lol :))
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According your post, i can give the right answerd.
Chicken is come first cause you write in your question "chicken" first before egg.
So, don't worry you have answerd it in your question.
If you ask "which came first, egg or chicken" i will answer "egg". Lol
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? of course the chicken..the chicken was mentioned first than the egg in the sentence hehe
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The chicken or the egg?? Lol... Let me make a wild guess. The chicken was still in heaven when one of its eggs mistakenly dropped in earth. The chicken later died of high blood pressure. So the egg came first. Lol
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A son asked your papa. Papa is the fist cock or the egg has come. Papa kept thing about
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The chicken IS the egg. There is no chicken without egg, no egg without chicken. So naturally they came both at the same time.
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The rooster came first.
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woow
good man
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Unfortunately I can't think of anything too clever for this one. But so glad to see how you are getting the community involved. I will say this, the chicken! and I don't know why! lol Maybe cause I just love to eat chicken as you know! Hope you are having a great weekend. -Dan
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not chicken not egg first comes SBD
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The egg surely came first in the form of an omelet.............
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