Join the WORST STEEMIT CONTEST #2 (first contest where all losers win!)

in contest •  7 years ago  (edited)

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COMMENTS WITH THE LOWEST NUMBER OF UPVOTES WIN!

Yes, you are trying to be the worst contestant and not to get upvotes :D But others also want the main prize so they will try to spoil your chances of winning by upvoting your comment. Last round generated 444 comments and proved that entering with ANY comment guarantee you some comment payout at the end and if not... Congrats! You won the main prize!

This time it will be 50 SBD, 50 Whaleshares and 30% of SBD payout.

THE WORST RULES:

  1. Write the worst poem in commentary. It doesn't have to rhyme or make sense but it has to start with "Roses are red..." You can also add any message, picture or whatever you want under your poem.
  2. Upvote and Resteem this post. (Yes, I'm checking:)
  3. Start upvoting your opponents to win! Make sure to come back from time to time.

Example:
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THE WORST DEADLINE:

You can only enter this competition in first three days. Then you have 3 more days to continue up-voting others. I had to create this rule otherwise the competition would simply be won by last the post. Now you can choose your own strategy. Posting later can slightly improve your chances of winning the main prize. But posting sooner can give you higher payout on your comment just like it worked for this guy (one of the losers:):
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ENTER UNTIL:

Wednesday (June 28th) - 22:00 GMP (+00:00)
(I will not count entries posted after this time.)

You can check your time difference here:
https://greenwichmeantime.com/timepiece/world-clock/world/

COMPETITION ENDS:

Saturday (July 1st) - 22:00 GMP (+00:00)
(At that time I will download the whole post in .pdf so I can see who had the lowest number of votes at that exact moment. Counting just one first post from each user.)

THE WORST PRIZES:

WINNER: 50 SBD, 50 Whaleshares +10% SBD payout from this post
1st RUNNER-UP: 10% SBD payout from this post
2nd RUNNER-UP: 10% SBD payout from this post

*I only count first comment from each user.
*Don't be angry at me for upvoting. I keep it fair and upvote ALL comments (0,07).
*I will do random pick in case more people have same number of votes.
*Last round some people tried to post endless white images so no. Those can't win.

Hope you will enjoy the second round.
May the WORST player win!
@lepton

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Roses are red,
Steemit.com's logo is blue,
this comment is very small,
so you won't vote it too.

roses are red
steemit is blue
cannabis are green
and Ill smoke a joint now for you!

loved the idea man! followed+upvoted+resteemed

lol xD good one :D

Thank you hahaha

That's a good one. LOL

guess I'm not winning this contest then LOL

That was because it was very clever but hey you won some crypto ;}

no complaints here :) haha

End of poem :sadly for them, they didn't get to the bedding

LOL. I'm sure this comment will not get me anywhere... ;)

Roses are Red
My Uncle is Ted
His Son is Dan
I'm quite the fan
Of the tunes that he makes
Love them more than a fat kid loves cakes

If upvote you must
It would only be just
To at least check out his song
It won't take you long

https://soundcloud.com/aurientmusic/sets/another-world-single

And if you're in LA
And need a DJ
He's a super cool dude
You can find him on LinkedIn to hire for your mixing and recording needs

I like this one more than a fat kid loves cakes))

Join new contest:
https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/greedy-game-contest-how-much-sbd-do-you-want-to-win

Professional ad-placement right there XD

LA as in Louisiana or L.A. as in Los Angeles?

Los Angeles :)

Did you tell him? It's tomorrow!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Roses are red.
Hope there's candy at the end
for whoever tells the best joke:

What did the river mammal
tell the unafraid flies?

Youse oughter flee!
You swatter flee
Youse otter flea

Entered, though I vastly prefer a joke telling contest. :P

meep

meep

meep

meep

meep

Actually, you call them FLIES, he calls them "sky raisins" :D lol

Roses are red..... violets..... wtf color is that.. everybody is saying blue but Im looking at thia crayola crayon.... THIS LOOKS PURPLE TO ME!!!

Roses are red, @mtgmisfit fixed this for me...

Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?

A: He could not see that well.

Other shits purple.. like violets.

Dammit!! I didn't read the rules and I told a joke too. HAHA

hahahhahaha oh no, I thought it was just a repeat of the first challenge :(

Just add "Roses are red " as the first line and it's all good

You are a GENIUS!!!! thanks

THIS IS TOO GOOD. I'M SORRY. I CAN'T UPVOTE IT BECAUSE IT DESERVES TO WIN.

Hahahaha

hahaha!!

Is there an award for most upvotes on a comment @lepton? 🙏🏻

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Roses are red
I am blue
How drunk are you?

Upvoters have weak arms ;)


🌹🌹🌹
Roses are red
Only upvote this if
You are racist
and believe in mass genocide
for all races aside from your own
😨😨😨

I just saw the roses

dang it. I knew I shouldn't have made it so cute.

Wow, you are a sly devil lol!!!!

hahaha thanks. I feel kind of evil though.

i voted coz i believe in mass genocide for races including my own. sorry.

hahahahahaha touche. But it did specify all races OTHER than your own. ;)

evil...fuhahaha

I see what you did there.

wow Its getting hot in here :D

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Hi, please check my new contest, trying something different now :D

https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/greedy-game-contest-how-much-sbd-do-you-want-to-win

Thanks. Entered. :-)

cool. thanks

Wait till it dries and falls of, no need for money then as there is nothing blue anymore.

Wait till it dries and falls of, no need for money then as there is nothing to show of.

Did anyone notice that the "&" symbol looks like a dog dragging his butt on the floor?

If roses are red, sky is blue, what the hell I am? It's for you to know.

Only counting first comment... edit

roses are red,
cloud are white
sky are blue
coffee are black
dou you know color
we are doing color.
go. .

Roses are red
And pony is my dear
I wanted to be a cowboy
But you were not here.

Roses are red
Roses are blue
Roses are yellow
Roses are white
Roses are pink
Roses are Sea Green
Roses are the colour of the sky on a winters day
Roses are many colours
So what's your point?
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Roses are red,
The words are still in my head,
Though I want to win,
I’ll settle for your grin,
If you didn’t frown,
Don’t let me down,
Give me a vote below,
Now that will make me crow!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Posting again,
It’s just insane!
I’m feeling sad,
Cause I’m going mad,

Roses are red,
Are my posts being read?
Am I wasting time,
Making words that rhyme,
I just want to win,
That would be the best thing.
Even if I lose,
I won’t be blue!
As long as you vote,
Full Power for this post.

Roses are red,
I hum in my head!
Am I hitting a chord
With those who are bored
If you like THIS posts
----- VOTE! -----

Roses are red,
I'm now off to bed,
I can foresee,
That you want to vote for me,
Don't make me lose
While I'm taking a snooze
Unless you're a Whale,
Please, please turn my vote blue!

Roses are red,
Your votes are costing me an arm and a leg,
Vote here instead!

Roses are red,
Those damn words are in my head,
I don’t wanna post,
But I’m just so engrossed,
Let this contest end,
Cause I might start to offend.

Roses are red,
Am I in over my head?
This contest is easy,
Making words sound cheesy,
But l must confess,
I thought I’m the best,
It may be time to say good-bye?
To the coveted prize.
But I won’t give up without a fight,
All you whales, come take a bite,
Vote for me here,
To make it right!

Roses are red,
Those words are still in my head,
Though I want to win,
I’ll settle for your grin,
If you don’t frown,
Don’t let me down,
Give me a vote below,
Now that will make me crow!

Nice strategy ;)

Thank you! (I hope everyone knows I am being facetious)
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You spelt 'fascist' wrong - you were being fascist.

I came here to make a variation on that, but you did a better job than whatever I had planned.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you vote my comment

I will stick u to chair with glue :p

Your entry is only valid if it begins with "roses are red".

Quick, edit it XP

changed

Hehehe... I like your idea XD.

Get the glue ready XP

This is win win situation for all. If any one votes for you then you get $$. If not then this post will give you $$$

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

True. One of the funnier contests XD

Hope no one votes for me :p

Roses are red lights.
Haikus need new life these days.
Cut flowers, dead gifts.

I command you to upvote me.

(Really folks, give someone a living rose unless your love is a pretty little novelty that decays too quickly, like a cut flower.)

Roses are red
and apples too
My eyes are bloodshot
so they're red too!

Roses are Red, Steemit is blue
This contest gave me a flu

Roses are red and keep this post dead. Thx

Roses are red and blue is not purple so get your potatoes

Roses are red violets are blue you should eat poop too

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Rose are red
Who cares about the colour
When butterflies thinks it has an odour
Which makes them leave unfed

Rose looks beautiful
Though surrounded by thorns
I am sure it is nectarful
That is why insects retuns
Rose are red
So I read

Please I need money.
Upvote. I will follow you

Why on earth??????????????????lol

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue.

When you Farmstead...
You get pooped on.

The End.

Honestly, I said this out loud and I laughed until I cried. I get pooped on, a lot. Chickens, rabbits, ducks, geese, a goat once...

i'm seeing a common thread here. My poem was about poo too. LOL

Bahahahaah great minds. ;)

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm using my hand

But I'm thinking of you

Roses are red,
this tampon is as well!

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Roses are pink
And violence is great
You don't need any money
Gave an upvote instead.

Sorry, you said wine. Now i Need WiNe. and if it's red, i have to finish the entire bottle tonight, because you know, red wine is not good tomorrow. I wasn't the first upvote so i actually gave you money. not much, cuz well i need to buy wine now.

Roses are red
unless they are dead
then they are brown
and just make me frown.

Roses are red
Violet are blue
If I win this contest
Ill upvote you

Roses are red, and so are you,
After I started messing up with you.

I hit your face,
With my lovely mace

Roses are red violets are blue
Steemit is awesome but not really you.

Drinking is bad, hangovers like flu
When you throw up it looks like glue

Roses are red,
oceans are blue,
aspartame is sweet,
ice tea for you?

Roses are Red
My Dog is Blue
His name is Fred
It makes me so sad
Because he is dead

Roses are red
Like menstrual blood
The beauty of nature
Washed away down the drain
Or from the garden cut.

(Take that suckas!)

That IS bad! Lol!

Why thank you my lady!

Rose are red,
The Sky is Blue,
THIS IS THROUGH

Roses are red so is santa.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Roses are red, but I'm blue, so people look at us funny.

(My kind of contest. I've never won anything in my life. I love this place!)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Same here. I love this contest. Your enemies helps you make money so U dont get the prize.lol

Good idea brings good money. The game is on

Roses are red
violets are blue
but existentially speaking...
it both does and doesn't matter.

ha

Rozen zijn rood
viooltjes zijn blauw
blablabla

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This contest is for steemit
Should make you boo-hoo.

lol what a sad poem

Hello my friends !! The roses are red ... like forgetting what you fell in love with ...

Roses are red -
becouse I want to win!!!

Roses are red...
Wait, what?

Roses are red
Leaves are green
what else I know
Than be mean...
😈 😝

Yeah.. Dare to come on upvotes. I'll kill you....

Roses are red
but I´m feelin blue
I´ll now go to bed
cause I have no clue

Funny challenge btw.

Roses are red, balls are blue
I told you that sugar was sweet
and so was your sister.

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re-steemed, upvoted, yada-yada...

Thanks ALOT, GurlZ!!!

lol

Roses are red, humans has an identity
Why the hell am I here
Don't you dare upvote this. I wanna be a human, I want an identity!

Roses are red
Violets are blue

roses are red
violets are blue
if you vote for
I'll flag you
lol

Roses are red
Your insides are too
Upvote this thread
And I will show you...

sharpens knife

Roses are red
You are in my bed
Your Ex is dead
Nothing more can be said
So don't eat my fucking head 🖕

Upped 😋 😂

Roses are red.
Grass is green.
If you upvote this you better be eighteen.
👊
Lol.

Nice Av, "swollen" :D

Haha puns.

Actually that was not very nice. Most times a guy will use a gorgeous girl on their avatar, and I thought that was the case here. My apologies, to a most beautiful lady, and RESPECT... Single Moms deserve all the credit in the world! U GO, GIRL!!!

Busted LMFAO U had me going DUDE!

It's obviously a meme? It says no one cares when I use this meme. They know I'm a guy on discord. Longest running joke about how I hot I am. Good detective work lmao.

Indeed!
Yeah, who cares if it's the wrong meme LOL

Roses are red..
Apples are red...
Pencil are red...
Pillows are red...
Backpack are red...
...where is the end?

Roses are red, balls are blue
Who can scratch my blue balls?

Don't upvote this. I'm a bad writer so I ain't have any earnings yet :(

Scratch them by yourself as you always do)

Bah, I'm a day late, and a dollar short haha! Good luck to everyone who entered!

Roses are red
My neighbour is fat
He´s a very hairy man
Called stan
Wandering around in his bathrobe and underwear
Shaking his head to the music
With his long and curly hair
I see him eeeevery day
and it´s a pleasure to share

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Here is a joke for you...

If you're American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?

Euro-peein'

Good God...I should've read the rules. LMAO

You can still fix it and it will count.

Ahhh what a great idea... Thank you!

So who won?

lepton)))

Roses are red, some things are blue,
don't upvote me or else i'll lose! -_-

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love going around
taking the crap out of you

Roses will strike back!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Roses are Sesor spelt backwards
Violets are Steloiv too
If you feel blue you are like a Teloiv
If you are red you are like an Esor
if you change color i can tell you can't Etov too.

Evol it!!! :D

Roses are red...
Like crypto market
Grass is green like my win

Roses are red
Violets are purple

My refrigerator is running
I should go chase it.

Roses are red
Some comments are way over the top-red
You people are psychotic-red
Rhyming-red

Roses are red
I didn't mean it
but in order to win
I had to offend steemit
<3<3<3

I feel like this one might apply to me. XD

Roses are red,
I'm feeling blue...
I can't get any whalevotes
No matter what I do!
I might actually stand a chance here cuz I don't usually get many upvotes lol

Sweet! Entered/upvoted :)

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Upvote this post and I'll dispose of you.

Roses are red
I go to bed
and habe a dream
about no upvote on steem

Here's a haiku for you, please upvote only if you agree:

Roses are red, true,
but Lepton adds bad content,
all Steemit suffers.

Blankets are Blue, Cars are Red, USB Cables only Have 2 Genders, Two, so why wouldn't you?

Hm, my cables have only one gender)

Roses are red, steem is like gold
I won't win this post because of upvotes.

Roses are red,
My shirt is blue,
Some poems rhyme,
This one does not.

Roses are red
steemit is blue
good buy
and fuck you

Roses are red
and so is the Cross.
If you upvote this,
It will be your loss!

Roses are Red like apples
It grows and falls just when ripe
Only to start over again

:) I like haikus

Roses are red
Boby Vinton is gay.
Don't upvote this.
Or you'll be assfucked and raped.

Read rules and edit THIS post (only counting first). I'm sure you will find a way to put something very offensive even behind "roses are red"...:)

Will do my worst))))

Mission accomplished

Roses are red
violets are violet.
Here is my number
why don’t you dial it?

Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
and give me an hour.

roses

It seems that there are many worse poets than me :)

I am not the best but i am a very good Poet !!!
In fact i believe that i am really the best poet ... but in wrong contest :)))

Great @lepton. Just made my prediction :)

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Roses are red,
Your sex life is dead
I am betting you upvote
You impotent goat!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Thanks for the compliment. Impotent goats are on steemits.lol

Roses are red,
violets are mufufurr
I hope you dont notice
this is my second post
and give me an upvote
to skim some extra pennies
off some some steemians
ill make it tldr
so that you dont
read the whole thing
something something
something something
something

Roses are red, and Violets are blue,
There's no shit, like puppy shit.
They are tiny little terrorist.
Help!

Food for thought :P

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Aaaand we have a winner)

roses are red
and this girl is good in bed
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roses are red, but jokes are better than poems. hammertime.

Roses are red
I am so blue.
I am in bed
Wailing a sad tune

Roses are Red
...
I'm no poet

Roses are Red....fuck...im color blind. Dicks!

Roses are red
Steemit is blue
And I'm taking this prize home

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Roses are red.
Voilets are blue.
I have 5 fingers.
The middle one is for...
YOU!!!!

Roses are red,
In a week they'll be dead,
You're out sixty bucks and the florist's ahead.

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I should have been a florist!

Roses are red
Buy my charts are too
Jumping out of bed
Like im running from the zoo

Sell sell sell sell
Before support is reached
Otherwise the profits
Will be gone in your sleep