RE: *CLOSED* Traf's 1 Liner Contest: Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone

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*CLOSED* Traf's 1 Liner Contest: Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone

in contest •  7 years ago 

Unlikely ways to breakup with someone: book a skydiving adventure trip for two and ask her to jump first. Once she has, close the door and ask the pilot to fly you back to the airport, take a flight to Bali and never come back

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haha and don't even give her a parachute

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

[Me] Darling, I love you, but we have to break up.

[Her] But... How? Why?

[Me] Because I'm now...

The Joker!

@mikelperez, that sounds quite familiar at least the Bali part of your story ;)

LOL!