In these dark times I guess some humor is needed, if you're done crying the only thing you can do next is laughing.
If you've heard any good crypto jokes lately probably relevant to price then feel free to write them in here and get a vote reward.
I heard one recently that goes "Bitstamp to change name to Foodstamp". credit
:')
How many crypto traders does it take to change a lightbulb?
4
One to screw it in and talk about how great it is, one to hodl it even after it has been screwed in.
Another to worry and neg everyone else out as to whether they've got the right bulb or not.
And the last guy to stay in the room for years after the bulb has blown, desperately hoping that it will somehow come on again.
😁
(Original Cg joke)
Cg
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😂🤣😂🤣😂
Cg
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Great one :)
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Credit https://cryptonews.com/exclusives/20-crypto-jokes-to-brighten-the-bear-run-2136.htm
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lol!
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Soon, that hard drive with 3000 BTC on it will be just another piece of trash in the landfill and having thrown it away will piss you off a lot less.
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lol
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If the price of Steem crashes in a forest, what sound does it make?
FUD!
😂
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It is like me, looking at all the crypto in my pot.
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With the current price of STEEM it gets harder and harder to decide. :D
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My grandmother wants to invest in crypto.
Gotta admire the dark humor one gets at 82 with stage 4 cancer diagnosed.
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Dayum!
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It’s like “Mayhem, want 1BTC for Christmas?”
Me: “No, please. Just send one loafer of bread. Survival chance is higher”
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i lost my EOS private key
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Welp, not much was lost then.
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Oh snap! 🔥🚒
LOL with 1,300SP need to upvote 100% to give a dust threshold passed upvote. YAYYY for rewarding.
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Fun times. :'D
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I would tell another bitcoin joke, but it dropped into the cellar and I lost the key.
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Me : knock knock
Steem : who's there
Me : bull run
Steem : Run no more, the end is now.
Lol
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In the journey to moon, it turns out that crypto has run out of fuel, as a result crypto has to plunge down without a parachute to the ocean bottom ... Lol
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Lol literally just created a post for a cryptorekt competition so I think its fitting - https://steemit.com/howrektiscrypto/@chekohler/howrektiscrypto-dank-meme-challenge
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Biggest joke in crypto that i now?
B-Cash
(also formerly known as Bitcoin Cash)
And the fact that I bought into it.
It's ok though. I just converted the pitiful scraps (ABC and SV) into Steem and powered up. So...... silver lining??!!! :-D
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Lol
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🙆🙆🙆
Credit: Burl
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found on Google
The dip was at the bottom of the pit but now it's motoring towards a bottomless pit. Lol
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Credits to @SwedishSalsa
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Here we go hahahaha
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This is no joke, but
ifwhen Steem price will go up again, we'll have a bunch of people saying "Oh I wish I would have bought when the price was low"Now to the jokes...
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This isn't even funny.
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2019 is the year of prosperity and Ned is a great leader
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You don't get humour do you?
😂🤣😂
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Cryptocurrency is like a high stakes limbo dance. There always that one person who shows off.
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How many miners does it take to change a light bulb?
A million.
One miner to change it, and a million miners running in circles to determine who gets to do it.
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I have one BitcoinSV will have a good laugh when that crashes. The fact that it is at number 5 is hilarious
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Congratulations @acidyo!
Your post was mentioned in the Steem Hit Parade in the following category:
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Ned Scott
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Nerd Scott
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Steem to the moon.
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Security warning: I accidentally posted a photo of my bitcoin paper wallet, showing the QR code of the public address. In less than 20 seconds, some bastard came along and added another 5 BTC.
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Cant come with obe now but thanks for the laughters
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No no sir I don't want crying future is better every darker night before sunrise.
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"I am not feeling well today & and the day after , see you next week"
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I really enjoyed this one!
Only those who saw the movie will understand...
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https://youtu.be/mlpYAaS2Efc. 😂😂😂. I’ve got nothing left!
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My estimated account value.
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One does not spell crypto without the cry.
Oh I forgot a joke was supposed to be joyful.
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Someone said this is the end of the btc and cryptocurrncy world 😁
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I don't know any crypto jokes, so I stopped over anyway to read everyone else's. Funny stuff !
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