DEAR DIARY

DEAR DIARY 1st entry

Readers introduction.) Well for any of you who want to read this entry and future entries. I'd advise to read in an Australian accent. Keep in mind it's not something I ever want to listen to so read real quiet like to yourself. Shhhh. These are diary entries and I'm the only one doin all the talkin ere. So it will be written how I speak to me mates. 🙊😂 Oh! Hell yeah! This should be good as we go. My personal thoughts are not for everyone nor do I care. They are my thoughts. So if you find them offensive not that there is any reason you should. But just in case you do. I suggest for your own benefit, you quit reading my diary. It really is just that simple. Don't put yourself through the stress of it all. There is no need cos it's my job to deal with my life and what's in my mind. No one else's. So with all due respect..... Do yourself a favour and exit stage left. Like seriously just skedaddle. Shimmy shimmy side step slide left. Now that bein said I intend to travel the Australian outback alone with no real idea what I'm doing, where I'm going or who I'm going to meet along the way. As for the budget.$$$$phewtt 😂😂😂. I INTEN TO DO IT ON THE BONES OF MY ARSE. I can't afford to leave the driveway. Just to give you an idea. Leaving with a tank of fuel and in need of a long overdue oil change. Windscreen wipers too. But all them luxury items are going to have to wait. I don't care throwing caution to the wind and IM GOING ANYWAY.

Me n the diary introduction.) That from now on will only be known as DD. ( DEAR DIARY ) Im going to talk to it like its me best mate. Cos I like the idea it doesn't talk back. So it can come on the road with me. Hopefully it has a blast n gets a good laugh outta this shit. So here goes......
Well DD. I can't say me n u is old friends mate. Cos I can't write more than me first name with a pen. No real reason. I just never used one in my life. So this could be why we meetin for the very first time now. I still can't use a pen worth shit but I can type it quick as I can think it nowadays. Since I spent the last few years on the road writing poetry. But enough about me. Oh! That's right you the quiet one in this relationship so anyways I'll continue. Well I just had this realisation few moments before I realised I should keep a diary. Now back to that........ I just realised and had that pure moment of realisation that. I've spent the last few months building a bus to go on the road and live in. And now it's on the home straight to completion and I'll actually be leaving. It's the actually leaving part that hit me. Yeah that's right that's what all this hard work was about. Me gettin the fuck outta dodge and feeling free again with adventure on the way. Hell yeah! Woo hoo! Woot woot! Here I come ! But for the last week. I been dealing with feelings of my project that I somehow managed to turn into a hobby. (building the bus ) is almost over and I was really enjoying myself getting to be creative n all with no funds so I had to scrounge everything from second hand places to friends sheds. Side note (plenty was hijacked/donated from corporations. People's work. Fuck the system greedy corporations. Im in need was time for them to share a little back. ) I've had all sorts of things get in the way and slow me down and plenty friends have given me what was kinda junk to them but was like gold treasure to me once I attacked it with the tools and made it fit. It's been a real blast and plenty good people friends family have helped out and its created some good times and fond memories we now share. That's the real beauty of life. ( it's always about the journey never the destination.) Then it hit me. That part of my life is almost over. But my realisation just hit me. Who fucken cares I'll be doin what I worked so hard for soon baby. So DD I'll check ya later n hope you don't mind waitin cos I work on no clock ever. Cos that's my way and you the kinda mate who will never miss me or get offended. That's your way. So here it is. Fuck ya later I'll see ya round like a square rissole arsehole. 😂😧😜

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