Shaken, not stirred -5minutefreewrite

For https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-522-5-minute-freewrite-tuesday-prompt-shaken-not-stirred

I streamed this freewrite. You should watch!

James bond you are and writing

James bond had his martini's shaken not stireed which means that he drank them um um um less strong

what's that called? weaker

That's right. They are weaker when you shake them because the ice melts and then they're watered down. IOf coruse I don't actually know this. i only was told it by a bartender

Now that I'm thinking about it, I think it might have been a public knowledge kind of thing what does public knowledge kind of think

Oh my god I can talk faster than I can write hate how sowly UI type

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Begin ayt the beginning
This is a sotry about a little cat who loved shaking like a leaf in the wind. She loved being so scared. She watched all the scary cat movies. Like Tom and Jerry
very scary for cats
but unfortunately there was a moratorium on scary cat movies at the cat asylum where she lived. The cat asylum was for stray cats who were a danger to themselves. She didn;'t think she belonged there, but she'd been put there by an evil twin. she had more than one twin, which I guess would make her something like spetuplets/

Anyways one fo her womb siblings was going around and getting the cats to be pit in asylums. asylum for cats are sort of nice. Lot sof cats and kitties are cute, but

this particular cat wanted to watch scray sasca
scary movies. scary movies scary moives scary mocvies.

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so she went to the warden adn the warden was there.... stirring a cup of tea. She the kitty thpought that maybe that was a scary thing to do. mana oh man. I can't tell if five minutes are up or nit oit shure feels like it.

Holy heck this is a lot of typoing. But you can hear what I'm intending so I guess it's irrelevant

Ho boy fun fun fun gott acheck the timer