A Steemians Home Grocery List

in freewrite •  7 years ago  (edited)


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Grocery List:

@Byn: Yacht-based erotica, a VHS copy of The Swiss Family Robinson

@Brisby: Squirrel Attractor, tooth paste, sunscreen (SPF 10,000)

@DeaconLee: Squirrel Repellent, a radar dish

@F3nix: Bananafish polish, tooth paste, sunscreen(10,000 SPF), Prosecco

@Improv: Razors, shaving cream, dental floss, flea collar

@MarianneWest: Prompt maximizer, Advil

@SimGirl: Night crawlers(for my fish), a turntable

@Whatisnew: Dog-flavored treats, pet shampoo, Glitter Litter(Make that crap sparkle!)

@MarcoRiccardi: Mohawk stiffener, tomato juice, a magic wand with a better grip

@Svashta: Anything from outer space(I'm a little homesick)

@Snook: A crate of corn, 2 dozen Mr. Potato Head's(for my army of Carl's)

And all the feminine products you can carry!


     Shaking his head, @Omra-Sky grabs the piece of paper stuck to the refrigerator. He pulls his keys off of a hook, lets out an audible sigh, and heads out the door.


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Bwahahaha I came to the end of the prompt delivery and..found this gem! tip! You're so right about the bananafish polish...they always have to be lusty and shiny! I'd add bananafish electrolites though for my constipated brain..thank you Omra for this priceless moment of fun! :-P

Thank you for the support! Bananafish electrolytes? Some kind of bananafish drink? Or, does that come in pill form now?

I prefer pills so that I can make an abuse of them more easily..

Bwahahaha!! 😂 I LOVE it!!!

It takes a special man to agree to purchase "all the feminine products you can carry"! I would love to see the face of the checkout clerk! tip!

Thanks for picking up the attractor! (I want to bring all the squirrels to the yard! 😉)

By the way, there's a 2 for 1 sale one these:

If I could, I would be re-steeming this comment. Of course, I want that now.

😂 Me too! (I really want to see the commercial!)

Oh, that is just great! I want some!

that is so funny!!!! :)

HAHAHAHA! ROFLMAO!!! I knew this was going to be good when I saw the title! You know everyone so well. "Glitter Litter(Make that crap sparkle!)" yeah man and I'll give you a tip!

I couldn't stop laughing at the thought of Glitter Litter commercials. 😂 Thank you for your support!

It sure is hilarious! : )

This was GREAT!! your imagination is wonderful!!

Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it! 😊

How funny! I might have to look for @whatisnew's reading glasses just so that I can try out the glitter litter. 🙄

Loved this! 😍 👏

Thank you Deacon!

a magic wand with a better grip

My magical sixth sense perceives a nsfw innuendo :-P

😂 I'm guessing you can utilize the mohawk stiffener too. 😁

I'm not sure which list made me laugh the hardest! This was cute <3
Glitter Litter, Newt would love it.

Thank you. I presume Newt is your cat? I hope. 😁

You guesses it! Ding, ding, ding.

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